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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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twassington

01-09-2016

not being accustomed to melons

bluecr0

01-09-2016

shaped quite like those ones

Rogana Josh

01-09-2016

some heavier girls hold up

twassington

02-09-2016

theirs with duct tape. However.............

farmer bob

02-09-2016

Twass had a specially constructed

farmer bob

02-09-2016

brassiere, engineered by I.K Brunel

tanstaafl

02-09-2016

with a safe working-load of

Rogana Josh

02-09-2016

Much more than five kilogrammes.

tanstaafl

02-09-2016

and with carbon-fibre laminate reinforcement

Rogana Josh

02-09-2016

to prevent bursting all over

tanstaafl

02-09-2016

sort of like June does

twassington

02-09-2016

leave my norks outta this!!!

Stick Out Tongue

Rogana Josh

02-09-2016

everyone's seen them in cinemascope

mcg3

02-09-2016

they've even starred on youporn

twassington

02-09-2016

they've got minds of their-own!

Rogana Josh

02-09-2016

and will wander the planet

twassington

02-09-2016

searching for victims to smother

tanstaafl

03-09-2016

crying "Never called me mother!"

twassington

03-09-2016

they were always getting in_bother

Rogana Josh

03-09-2016

Always playing with pink flutes

mcg3

03-09-2016

and hitting the highest notes

Rogana Josh

03-09-2016

Like an orchestra on speed

mcg3

03-09-2016

fast,furious and f@cking fun

twassington

03-09-2016

mcg was ever hopeful

Meanwhile

tanstaafl

03-09-2016

as the days draw in

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