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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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mcg started stockpiling his porn
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selling old material on eBay
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causing a crash in the
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market due to t'sheer volume
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of unreadable heavily stained copies
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of top shelf porn mags
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with the pages stuck together
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you can't get better glue
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than mcg's own personal brand
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which is even hand delivered
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with container pushed through letterbox
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But forcing can cause ripping
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and clogged up the letterbox
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and made the_postman violently sick
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Maybe he ate stale pies
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or finished breakfast with yoghurt
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or a_similar thick whitish substance
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just like thick wallpaper paste
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readily available from mcg Inc.
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if ordered ten minutes before
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mcg always made personal deliveries
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being a thoughtful sorta chap
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dumping them on the doorstep
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in sticky little brown parcels
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which wouldn't take a polish
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