Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) - Page 71 - Digital Spy Forums

Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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bluecr0

03-09-2016

mcg started stockpiling his porn

tanstaafl

03-09-2016

selling old material on eBay

bluecr0

03-09-2016

causing a crash in the

bluecr0

03-09-2016

market due to t'sheer volume

tanstaafl

03-09-2016

of unreadable heavily stained copies

twassington

03-09-2016

of top shelf porn mags

twassington

03-09-2016

with the pages stuck together

Rogana Josh

03-09-2016

you can't get better glue

twassington

04-09-2016

than mcg's own personal brand

mcg3

04-09-2016

which is even hand delivered

tanstaafl

04-09-2016

with container pushed through letterbox

Rogana Josh

04-09-2016

But forcing can cause ripping

bluecr0

04-09-2016

and clogged up the letterbox

tanstaafl

04-09-2016

and made the_postman violently sick

Rogana Josh

04-09-2016

Maybe he ate stale pies

mcg3

04-09-2016

or finished breakfast with yoghurt

tanstaafl

04-09-2016

or a_similar thick whitish substance

Rogana Josh

04-09-2016

just like thick wallpaper paste

twassington

05-09-2016

readily available from mcg Inc.

Rogana Josh

05-09-2016

if ordered ten minutes before

bluecr0

05-09-2016

mcg always made personal deliveries

twassington

05-09-2016

being a thoughtful sorta chap

Rogana Josh

06-09-2016

dumping them on the doorstep

twassington

06-09-2016

in sticky little brown parcels

tanstaafl

06-09-2016

which wouldn't take a polish

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