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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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bluecr0
03-09-2016
mcg started stockpiling his porn
tanstaafl
03-09-2016
selling old material on eBay
bluecr0
03-09-2016
causing a crash in the
bluecr0
03-09-2016
market due to t'sheer volume
tanstaafl
03-09-2016
of unreadable heavily stained copies
twassington
03-09-2016
of top shelf porn mags
twassington
03-09-2016
with the pages stuck together
Rogana Josh
03-09-2016
you can't get better glue
twassington
04-09-2016
than mcg's own personal brand
mcg3
04-09-2016
which is even hand delivered
tanstaafl
04-09-2016
with container pushed through letterbox
Rogana Josh
04-09-2016
But forcing can cause ripping
bluecr0
04-09-2016
and clogged up the letterbox
tanstaafl
04-09-2016
and made the_postman violently sick
Rogana Josh
04-09-2016
Maybe he ate stale pies
mcg3
04-09-2016
or finished breakfast with yoghurt
tanstaafl
04-09-2016
or a_similar thick whitish substance
Rogana Josh
04-09-2016
just like thick wallpaper paste
twassington
05-09-2016
readily available from mcg Inc.
Rogana Josh
05-09-2016
if ordered ten minutes before
bluecr0
05-09-2016
mcg always made personal deliveries
twassington
05-09-2016
being a thoughtful sorta chap
Rogana Josh
06-09-2016
dumping them on the doorstep
twassington
06-09-2016
in sticky little brown parcels
tanstaafl
06-09-2016
which wouldn't take a polish
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