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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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Rogana Josh
06-09-2016
you can't polish a turd
twassington
06-09-2016
something mcg heard a lot
bluecr0
06-09-2016
whenever twass and chins argued
Rogana Josh
06-09-2016
which was nearly every day
bluecr0
06-09-2016
mostly over Whiff Pilchard their
Rogana Josh
06-09-2016
dearest and best old friend
smokeybacon
07-09-2016
a truly great pop singer.
Rogana Josh
07-09-2016
Who never had a hit
bluecr0
07-09-2016
in the groin so bad
Rogana Josh
08-09-2016
that his balls turned blue
tanstaafl
08-09-2016
then red, then white, then
Rogana Josh
08-09-2016
A very strange colour tartan
twassington
08-09-2016
the mcG clan!!
Rogana Josh
08-09-2016
ramping up over the hills
tanstaafl
08-09-2016
rustling the_herds of wild haggis
twassington
08-09-2016
chasing feral bagpipes up mountainsides
Rogana Josh
08-09-2016
avoiding bare @rsed big highlanders
twassington
08-09-2016
who traumatised folks in windy-weather
twassington
08-09-2016
when their kilts Marilyn Monroe'd
Rogana Josh
08-09-2016
Kilts up! Weapons Out, Charge........
twassington
08-09-2016
the sassenachs ran for t'hills
mcg3
08-09-2016
clutching their teddy's and sookie's
mcg3
08-09-2016
the big bunch o pansies
twassington
08-09-2016
hotly pursued by scary scots
bluecr0
08-09-2016
until they stopped short o'Newcastle
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