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Rogana Josh

06-09-2016

you can't polish a turd

twassington

06-09-2016

something mcg heard a lot

bluecr0

06-09-2016

whenever twass and chins argued

Rogana Josh

06-09-2016

which was nearly every day

bluecr0

06-09-2016

mostly over Whiff Pilchard their

Rogana Josh

06-09-2016

dearest and best old friend

smokeybacon

07-09-2016

a truly great pop singer.

Rogana Josh

07-09-2016

Who never had a hit

bluecr0

07-09-2016

in the groin so bad

Rogana Josh

08-09-2016

that his balls turned blue

tanstaafl

08-09-2016

then red, then white, then

Rogana Josh

08-09-2016

A very strange colour tartan

twassington

08-09-2016

the mcG clan!!

Rogana Josh

08-09-2016

ramping up over the hills

tanstaafl

08-09-2016

rustling the_herds of wild haggis

twassington

08-09-2016

chasing feral bagpipes up mountainsides

Rogana Josh

08-09-2016

avoiding bare @rsed big highlanders

twassington

08-09-2016

who traumatised folks in windy-weather

twassington

08-09-2016

when their kilts Marilyn Monroe'd

Rogana Josh

08-09-2016

Kilts up! Weapons Out, Charge........

twassington

08-09-2016

the sassenachs ran for t'hills

mcg3

08-09-2016

clutching their teddy's and sookie's

mcg3

08-09-2016

the big bunch o pansies

twassington

08-09-2016

hotly pursued by scary scots

bluecr0

08-09-2016

until they stopped short o'Newcastle

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