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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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cowed by the geordie women
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with growlers at the ready
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and several fierce pet beavers
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Shaved of every last hair
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vajazzled up to the hilt
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Shining like a new pin
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with sharp little teeth snapping
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In tunnels like sharks mouths
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where claymores feared to enter
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Even big fat throbbing sausages
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All the_nice girls love a_sausage
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as long as its massive
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and not of equine origin
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but maybe of canine origin
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Meanwhile back at Morrison's chins
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were on special offer BOGOF
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or t'alternative offer, eff off
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go and find your own
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while I find my pokemon
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or get poke in eye
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with a large knitting needle
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tied up in a straitjacket
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and offered up to beelzebub
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spit roasted over flaming charcoal
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with devilled kidneys and flaming ribs
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