Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) - Page 73 - Digital Spy Forums

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bluecr0

08-09-2016

cowed by the geordie women

Rogana Josh

09-09-2016

with growlers at the ready

twassington

09-09-2016

and several fierce pet beavers

Rogana Josh

09-09-2016

Shaved of every last hair

twassington

09-09-2016

vajazzled up to the hilt

Rogana Josh

09-09-2016

Shining like a new pin

twassington

09-09-2016

with sharp little teeth snapping

Rogana Josh

09-09-2016

In tunnels like sharks mouths

twassington

09-09-2016

where claymores feared to enter

Rogana Josh

09-09-2016

Even big fat throbbing sausages

tanstaafl

09-09-2016

All the_nice girls love a_sausage

Rogana Josh

09-09-2016

as long as its massive

tanstaafl

10-09-2016

and not of equine origin

Rogana Josh

10-09-2016

but maybe of canine origin

bluecr0

10-09-2016

Meanwhile back at Morrison's chins

mcg3

10-09-2016

were on special offer BOGOF

tanstaafl

10-09-2016

or t'alternative offer, eff off

Rogana Josh

10-09-2016

go and find your own

bluecr0

11-09-2016

while I find my pokemon

tanstaafl

11-09-2016

or get poke in eye

twassington

11-09-2016

with a large knitting needle

Rogana Josh

11-09-2016

tied up in a straitjacket

mcg3

11-09-2016

and offered up to beelzebub

Rogana Josh

11-09-2016

spit roasted over flaming charcoal

twassington

11-09-2016

with devilled kidneys and flaming ribs

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