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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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tanstaafl
11-09-2016
and stuffed ring of fire
Rogana Josh
11-09-2016
served up on a dustbin lid
tanstaafl
12-09-2016
Noticing Marmite on the menu
Rogana Josh
12-09-2016
easily better than beef extract
mcg3
12-09-2016
i enjoy extracting my beef
tanstaafl
12-09-2016
Do you wash it afterwards?
bluecr0
12-09-2016
Or before ? or maybe never ?
Rogana Josh
13-09-2016
you have to air it
twassington
13-09-2016
before you share it
Meanwhile
Rogana Josh
13-09-2016
shove it in something handy
bluecr0
13-09-2016
while waiting to reduce the
twassington
13-09-2016
NHS waiting list for surgeries
bluecr0
13-09-2016
Hunt cut more doctors hours
twassington
13-09-2016
while refusing to pay them
Rogana Josh
14-09-2016
decent wages for long hours
farmer bob
14-09-2016
wielding a razor sharp lancet
farmer bob
14-09-2016
which was cruelly thrust into
twassington
14-09-2016
Theresa May's cold flinty heart
Rogana Josh
14-09-2016
excising her and her associates
twassington
14-09-2016
from positions of power which
twassington
14-09-2016
they hadn't been elected into
Rogana Josh
14-09-2016
but they arrogantly walked into
tanstaafl
14-09-2016
before moving to the Lords
Rogana Josh
14-09-2016
to rule the country again
bluecr0
14-09-2016
back into the dark ages
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