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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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tanstaafl

11-09-2016

and stuffed ring of fire

Rogana Josh

11-09-2016

served up on a dustbin lid

tanstaafl

12-09-2016

Noticing Marmite on the menu

Rogana Josh

12-09-2016

easily better than beef extract

mcg3

12-09-2016

i enjoy extracting my beef

tanstaafl

12-09-2016

Do you wash it afterwards?

bluecr0

12-09-2016

Or before ? or maybe never ?

Rogana Josh

13-09-2016

you have to air it

twassington

13-09-2016

before you share it

Meanwhile

Rogana Josh

13-09-2016

shove it in something handy

Stick Out Tongue

bluecr0

13-09-2016

while waiting to reduce the

twassington

13-09-2016

NHS waiting list for surgeries

bluecr0

13-09-2016

Hunt cut more doctors hours

twassington

13-09-2016

while refusing to pay them

Rogana Josh

14-09-2016

decent wages for long hours

farmer bob

14-09-2016

wielding a razor sharp lancet

farmer bob

14-09-2016

which was cruelly thrust into

twassington

14-09-2016

Theresa May's cold flinty heart

Rogana Josh

14-09-2016

excising her and her associates

twassington

14-09-2016

from positions of power which

twassington

14-09-2016

they hadn't been elected into

Rogana Josh

14-09-2016

but they arrogantly walked into

tanstaafl

14-09-2016

before moving to the Lords

Rogana Josh

14-09-2016

to rule the country again

bluecr0

14-09-2016

back into the dark ages

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