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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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Rogana Josh
20-09-2016
but the specs are missing
tanstaafl
20-09-2016
Should've gone to Specsavers. Boomboom!
bluecr0
20-09-2016
tans yelled at the wall
tanstaafl
20-09-2016
and the wall yelled back
bluecr0
20-09-2016
propelling tans across the open
Rogana Josh
21-09-2016
park right on his bum
twassington
21-09-2016
in the optician's special chair
tanstaafl
21-09-2016
crushing the specs lying their
Rogana Josh
21-09-2016
They're just his spare pair
bluecr0
21-09-2016
of pants, but they're clean
Rogana Josh
21-09-2016
white and baggy big Yfronts
bluecr0
21-09-2016
so big MC Hammer was jealous
Rogana Josh
21-09-2016
Because he liked a mankini
bluecr0
21-09-2016
but was banned from wearing
Rogana Josh
22-09-2016
speedos too tight for ballroom
bluecr0
22-09-2016
when doing the Hammer Doble
twassington
22-09-2016
as it distracted his partner
Rogana Josh
22-09-2016
up close could feel everything
Dix
23-09-2016
very beige as the room
Rogana Josh
23-09-2016
Not much to look at
mcg3
23-09-2016
said Rogan Josh looking down
mcg3
23-09-2016
at his parched looking groin
Rogana Josh
23-09-2016
but it was nicely trimmed
twassington
23-09-2016
isn't Rogana a lady poster?
bluecr0
23-09-2016
twass asked, ignoring Rogana's profile
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