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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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twassington
27-09-2016
- a veritable picnic from hell
tanstaafl
27-09-2016
Thinking pleasanter thoughts, such as
Rogana Josh
27-09-2016
Going on holiday to Syria
farmer bob
27-09-2016
with underwear full of skidmarks
twassington
27-09-2016
and no local currency whatever
farmer bob
27-09-2016
except for an old worn-out
twassington
27-09-2016
English fiver, falling to pieces
farmer bob
27-09-2016
and sellotaped together, meanwhile over_at
twassington
27-09-2016
Morrisons fish counter, rumours of
farmer bob
27-09-2016
a bloody coup organised by
twassington
27-09-2016
a pair of conger eels
tanstaafl
27-09-2016
was dismissed as a_fishy tale
twassington
27-09-2016
by assorted mermaids and sharks
tanstaafl
27-09-2016
then sharks unsportingly ate mermaids
bluecr0
27-09-2016
who'd nagged them for years
Rogana Josh
27-09-2016
to make some fish pie
farmer bob
27-09-2016
which smelled absolutely rank and
tanstaafl
27-09-2016
killed more than the_Black Death
Rogana Josh
28-09-2016
Cured more than it killed
tanstaafl
28-09-2016
after storing them in brine
Rogana Josh
29-09-2016
and tenderising all the bits
/ ! \
tanstaafl
29-09-2016
that particularly appeal to ghouls
twassington
29-09-2016
who make pate from them
tanstaafl
29-09-2016
advertised during the graveyard hours
twassington
29-09-2016
when spectral entities watch TV
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