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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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- a veritable picnic from hell
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Thinking pleasanter thoughts, such as
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Going on holiday to Syria
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with underwear full of skidmarks
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and no local currency whatever
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except for an old worn-out
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English fiver, falling to pieces
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and sellotaped together, meanwhile over_at
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Morrisons fish counter, rumours of
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a bloody coup organised by
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a pair of conger eels
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was dismissed as a_fishy tale
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by assorted mermaids and sharks
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then sharks unsportingly ate mermaids
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who'd nagged them for years
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to make some fish pie
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which smelled absolutely rank and
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killed more than the_Black Death
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Cured more than it killed
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after storing them in brine
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and tenderising all the bits
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that particularly appeal to ghouls
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who make pate from them
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advertised during the graveyard hours
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when spectral entities watch TV
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