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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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twassington

27-09-2016

- a veritable picnic from hell

tanstaafl

27-09-2016

Thinking pleasanter thoughts, such as

Rogana Josh

27-09-2016

Going on holiday to Syria

farmer bob

27-09-2016

with underwear full of skidmarks

twassington

27-09-2016

and no local currency whatever

farmer bob

27-09-2016

except for an old worn-out

twassington

27-09-2016

English fiver, falling to pieces

farmer bob

27-09-2016

and sellotaped together, meanwhile over_at

twassington

27-09-2016

Morrisons fish counter, rumours of

farmer bob

27-09-2016

a bloody coup organised by

twassington

27-09-2016

a pair of conger eels

tanstaafl

27-09-2016

was dismissed as a_fishy tale

twassington

27-09-2016

by assorted mermaids and sharks

tanstaafl

27-09-2016

then sharks unsportingly ate mermaids

bluecr0

27-09-2016

who'd nagged them for years

Rogana Josh

27-09-2016

to make some fish pie

farmer bob

27-09-2016

which smelled absolutely rank and

tanstaafl

27-09-2016

killed more than the_Black Death

Rogana Josh

28-09-2016

Cured more than it killed

tanstaafl

28-09-2016

after storing them in brine

Rogana Josh

29-09-2016

and tenderising all the bits

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tanstaafl

29-09-2016

that particularly appeal to ghouls

twassington

29-09-2016

who make pate from them

tanstaafl

29-09-2016

advertised during the graveyard hours

twassington

29-09-2016

when spectral entities watch TV

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