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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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Rogana Josh

02-10-2016

its' just like wearing wellingtons

tanstaafl

02-10-2016

all covered in brown mud

mcg3

02-10-2016

you're in the wrong hole

Rogana Josh

02-10-2016

Get it out of there

tanstaafl

03-10-2016

♫ and shake it all about ♫

Rogana Josh

03-10-2016

all over the dressing table

bluecr0

03-10-2016

and check-out of hotel quickly

tanstaafl

03-10-2016

before coming to a_sticky end

Rogana Josh

04-10-2016

in the wet tar spread outside

farmer bob

04-10-2016

by a team of navvies

twassington

04-10-2016

and Farmer Bob in drag

tanstaafl

04-10-2016

fresh from the silage pit

farmer bob

04-10-2016

smelling pungent and looking like_shit

Rogana Josh

04-10-2016

And covered in it too

chinchin

04-10-2016

Boop boop e doo! Boop

tanstaafl

04-10-2016

Oops! Oops! Oops! Oops! Oops!

Rogana Josh

04-10-2016

Well here's a clean one

tanstaafl

04-10-2016

clean as the driven slush

Rogana Josh

04-10-2016

that lies on the road

twassington

05-10-2016

dingily coloured yellow and grey

tanstaafl

05-10-2016

not forgetting the squashed brown

twassington

05-10-2016

dog poos frozen in t'snow

Rogana Josh

05-10-2016

That inevitably get tramped on

twassington

06-10-2016

being partially hidden in t'snowdrifts

tanstaafl

06-10-2016

but not when stuck to_shoes

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