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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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Rogana Josh
02-10-2016
its' just like wearing wellingtons
tanstaafl
02-10-2016
all covered in brown mud
mcg3
02-10-2016
you're in the wrong hole
Rogana Josh
02-10-2016
Get it out of there
tanstaafl
03-10-2016
♫ and shake it all about ♫
Rogana Josh
03-10-2016
all over the dressing table
bluecr0
03-10-2016
and check-out of hotel quickly
tanstaafl
03-10-2016
before coming to a_sticky end
Rogana Josh
04-10-2016
in the wet tar spread outside
farmer bob
04-10-2016
by a team of navvies
twassington
04-10-2016
and Farmer Bob in drag
tanstaafl
04-10-2016
fresh from the silage pit
farmer bob
04-10-2016
smelling pungent and looking like_shit
Rogana Josh
04-10-2016
And covered in it too
chinchin
04-10-2016
Boop boop e doo! Boop
tanstaafl
04-10-2016
Oops! Oops! Oops! Oops! Oops!
Rogana Josh
04-10-2016
Well here's a clean one
tanstaafl
04-10-2016
clean as the driven slush
Rogana Josh
04-10-2016
that lies on the road
twassington
05-10-2016
dingily coloured yellow and grey
tanstaafl
05-10-2016
not forgetting the squashed brown
twassington
05-10-2016
dog poos frozen in t'snow
Rogana Josh
05-10-2016
That inevitably get tramped on
twassington
06-10-2016
being partially hidden in t'snowdrifts
tanstaafl
06-10-2016
but not when stuck to_shoes
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