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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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its' just like wearing wellingtons
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all covered in brown mud
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you're in the wrong hole
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Get it out of there
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♫ and shake it all about ♫
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all over the dressing table
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and check-out of hotel quickly
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before coming to a_sticky end
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in the wet tar spread outside
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by a team of navvies
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and Farmer Bob in drag
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fresh from the silage pit
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smelling pungent and looking like_shit
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And covered in it too
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Boop boop e doo! Boop
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Oops! Oops! Oops! Oops! Oops!
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Well here's a clean one
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clean as the driven slush
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that lies on the road
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dingily coloured yellow and grey
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not forgetting the squashed brown
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dog poos frozen in t'snow
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That inevitably get tramped on
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being partially hidden in t'snowdrifts
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but not when stuck to_shoes
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