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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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Hand wringing softie lib dems
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totally unlike strong, manly Ukippers
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, always ready for a scrap
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polishing up their boxing gloves
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, kicking each other in t'head,
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its like an MMA session
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except with handbags at dawn
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and hospital visiting Nigel Farage
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the man for party chairman
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they just can't be rid-of
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like a dose of herpes
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Farage was just as persistent
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as Diane Abbot and Corbyn
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the Dido and Aeneas of_Islington
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more like dildo and dick
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which is which...?? cried Twassington
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as taste plummeted rapidly downwards
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towards Chinchin's groin area which
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was red raw and gnarly
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like a cheap uncooked burger
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with unknown ingredients in it
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but sourced in the EU
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and manufactured by FundUs foods
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using recipes by Patagonian chefs
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Which could contain Guinea Pigs
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