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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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twassington
16-10-2016
deep in his trouser pockets
hoppyuppy
16-10-2016
he found a large weapon
Rogana Josh
16-10-2016
which was a smoked sausage
twassington
16-10-2016
the size of a truncheon
Rogana Josh
16-10-2016
and as hard as one
chinchin
16-10-2016
leered Rogana lustfully as he
chinchin
16-10-2016
rubbed his hands with glee
Rogana Josh
17-10-2016
which is a new ink remover
twassington
17-10-2016
much better than Swarfega too!
tanstaafl
17-10-2016
Swarfega. Oily crud, yes. Ink???
Rogana Josh
17-10-2016
from dodgy black ink cartridge
hoppyuppy
17-10-2016
dodgy black ink cartridges matter..............
twassington
17-10-2016
spreading over one's school shirts
hoppyuppy
17-10-2016
distant memories came drifting back
twassington
17-10-2016
to hoppyuppy of 50 years_ago
hoppyuppy
17-10-2016
Touché was learned in French....................
twassington
17-10-2016
and stultus est in Latin
hoppyuppy
17-10-2016
how mean thought the young-man
twassington
17-10-2016
Where? I only see oldies.....
hoppyuppy
17-10-2016
it was the Invisible Man..........
twassington
17-10-2016
the Invisible YOUNG man presumably!
hoppyuppy
17-10-2016
that one! Disguised in taupe
twassington
17-10-2016
cunningly disguised as an oldster
hoppyuppy
17-10-2016
not really, more molelike (apparently).
twassington
17-10-2016
do moles wear invisible taupe???
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