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Old 17-10-2016, 17:44
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most trendy French ones do
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Old 17-10-2016, 17:51
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Old 17-10-2016, 18:01
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Old 17-10-2016, 18:25
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and 'Allo 'Allo! is a documentary.
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Old 17-10-2016, 18:36
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about ze Madonna wiz ze
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Old 17-10-2016, 18:41
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enhanced boobies and plastic face
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Old 17-10-2016, 18:58
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not a very attractive combo
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Old 17-10-2016, 19:03
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ostrich eggs and tampered McMuffin.....
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Old 17-10-2016, 19:17
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tampered McMuffin sounds absolutely filthy
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Old 17-10-2016, 19:41
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leered twassock suggestively whilst she
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Old 17-10-2016, 19:42
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bared all in OXFAM and
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Old 17-10-2016, 19:47
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Age concern, British Heart Foundation....
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Old 17-10-2016, 19:48
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. and sundry other charity shops
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Old 17-10-2016, 19:50
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the police were called eventually
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Old 17-10-2016, 19:54
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and took her away cuffed
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Old 17-10-2016, 19:56
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herplea of insanity was pointless
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Old 17-10-2016, 19:59
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as she was obviously guilty
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Old 17-10-2016, 20:02
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away eating absolved nothing, innocence
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Old 17-10-2016, 20:02
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I turn my back for five_minutes!!!!
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Old 17-10-2016, 20:10
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but the scuffers aren't impressed
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Old 17-10-2016, 20:27
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and neither was twass! Meanwhile
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Old 17-10-2016, 20:28
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she smeared Marmite all over
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Old 17-10-2016, 20:31
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Victoria Coren, dragged me away
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Old 17-10-2016, 20:34
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by the dangly bits, and
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Old 17-10-2016, 20:38
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the woman scorned decided to
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