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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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hoppyuppy

17-10-2016

most trendy French ones do

twassington

17-10-2016

Fox sakes! You are right!!!

Rogana Josh

17-10-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Fox sakes! You are right!!! ”

Ze French are always right

Stick Out Tongue

hoppyuppy

17-10-2016

and 'Allo 'Allo! is a documentary.

twassington

17-10-2016

about ze Madonna wiz ze

hoppyuppy

17-10-2016

enhanced boobies and plastic face

twassington

17-10-2016

not a very attractive combo

hoppyuppy

17-10-2016

ostrich eggs and tampered McMuffin.....

twassington

17-10-2016

tampered McMuffin sounds absolutely filthy

chinchin

17-10-2016

leered twassock suggestively whilst she

chinchin

17-10-2016

bared all in OXFAM and

hoppyuppy

17-10-2016

Age concern, British Heart Foundation....

chinchin

17-10-2016

. and sundry other charity shops

hoppyuppy

17-10-2016

the police were called eventually

chinchin

17-10-2016

and took her away cuffed

hoppyuppy

17-10-2016

herplea of insanity was pointless

chinchin

17-10-2016

[herplea?

]

as she was obviously guilty

hoppyuppy

17-10-2016

away eating absolved nothing, innocence

twassington

17-10-2016

I turn my back for five_minutes!!!!

hoppyuppy

17-10-2016

but the scuffers aren't impressed

twassington

17-10-2016

and neither was twass! Meanwhile

chinchin

17-10-2016

she smeared Marmite all over

hoppyuppy

17-10-2016

Victoria Coren, dragged me away

twassington

17-10-2016

by the dangly bits, and

hoppyuppy

17-10-2016

the woman scorned decided to

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