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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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hoppyuppy
17-10-2016
most trendy French ones do
twassington
17-10-2016
Fox sakes! You are right!!
!
Rogana Josh
17-10-2016
Originally Posted by
twassington
:
“
Fox sakes! You are right!!
!
”
Ze French are always right
hoppyuppy
17-10-2016
and 'Allo 'Allo! is a documentary.
twassington
17-10-2016
about ze Madonna wiz ze
hoppyuppy
17-10-2016
enhanced boobies and plastic face
twassington
17-10-2016
not a very attractive combo
hoppyuppy
17-10-2016
ostrich eggs and tampered McMuffin.....
twassington
17-10-2016
tampered McMuffin sounds absolutely filthy
chinchin
17-10-2016
leered twassock suggestively whilst she
chinchin
17-10-2016
bared all in OXFAM and
hoppyuppy
17-10-2016
Age concern, British Heart Foundation....
chinchin
17-10-2016
. and sundry other charity shops
hoppyuppy
17-10-2016
the police were called eventually
chinchin
17-10-2016
and took her away cuffed
hoppyuppy
17-10-2016
herplea of insanity was pointless
chinchin
17-10-2016
[herplea?
]
as she was obviously guilty
hoppyuppy
17-10-2016
away eating absolved nothing, innocence
twassington
17-10-2016
I turn my back for five_minutes!!!!
hoppyuppy
17-10-2016
but the scuffers aren't impressed
twassington
17-10-2016
and neither was twass! Meanwhile
chinchin
17-10-2016
she smeared Marmite all over
hoppyuppy
17-10-2016
Victoria Coren, dragged me away
twassington
17-10-2016
by the dangly bits, and
hoppyuppy
17-10-2016
the woman scorned decided to
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