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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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and mcg the pious priest
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of everything debauched and disgusting
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...well you said it m'dear
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always blowing his own trumpet
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[fortunately he is double jointed
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author of "Autofellatio for Beginners"
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which has been a_big earner
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blowing the competition away completely
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certainly a job well done
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tans whined a tad enviously
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their sequel having faired badly
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"autofellatio - for the less supple"
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coming to a town near-you
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along with bat dropping collecting
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and knitting socks for beginners
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not forgetting "Advanced condom knitting"
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and Line dancing classes for
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all the old boring farts
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like tans, chinnock and bluecro
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to put it mildly, correct
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who needed to shape up
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as said by Olivia Newton-John
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squeezing herself into black rubber
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You'll get there one day
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tans said to himself while
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