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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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twassington

17-10-2016

treat everyone to karaoke

bluecr0

17-10-2016

with less lyrics than necessary

Rogana Josh

17-10-2016

Who cares about the singing?

bluecr0

17-10-2016

Cowell finally admitted, announcing his

Rogana Josh

18-10-2016

Big joke act to win

twassington

18-10-2016

less talent than a postage-stamp

Rogana Josh

18-10-2016

And almost twice as sticky

hoppyuppy

18-10-2016

as those nasty organic curtains?

Rogana Josh

18-10-2016

Are those the beef ones?

twassington

18-10-2016

Rogana asked ingenuously, clearly Joshing

hoppyuppy

18-10-2016

the curtains are cross contaminating

twassington

18-10-2016

creating new Plague viruses which

hoppyuppy

18-10-2016

initiated a Zombie nightmare. How

chinchin

18-10-2016

now brown cow enunciated hoppyuppy

hoppyuppy

18-10-2016

quickly rushing off to Waitrose

twassington

18-10-2016

for supplies of organic quinoa

chinchin

18-10-2016

and a 'free' coffee obviously

hoppyuppy

18-10-2016

that he gave to chinchin...

Stick Out Tongue

twassington

18-10-2016

along with the foie gras

hoppyuppy

18-10-2016

which is a total abomination

Rogana Josh

18-10-2016

which he acquired from Farmfoods

hoppyuppy

18-10-2016

are you implying 'not purchased'?

Rogana Josh

18-10-2016

Not of a high quality

(paid for but not very much)

hoppyuppy

18-10-2016

it was probably corned beef

Rogana Josh

18-10-2016

Originally Posted by hoppyuppy:
“it was probably corned beef”

Corned 'foie' would be strange

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