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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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she decided life was too
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dangerous being in t'fast lane
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so off to Beige-R-Us she-went
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for flat tan lace ups
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thick porridge coloured woollen stockings
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and a Dwayne Dibley over-bite
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, truly hideous flesh coloured undergarments
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as favoured by Kim Kardashian
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goes with the tatty tweed
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as preferred by Nicola Sturgeon
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in toning shades of fawn
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with a_lumpy taupe Aran cardigan
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will match the hairy knickers
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with thick brown elastic suspenders
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hairy crotchless knickers caught on
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did they? when was that?
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About 1936 in a convent
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Wears the soap she said
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looking for a_cake of carbolic
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to scrub round her snatch
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which stunk like a skunk
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sniggered mcg charmingly as usual
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before he got rumpy pumpy
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from a frisky stallion called
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Burt. Anyhow we digress as
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