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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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hoppyuppy
26-10-2016
she decided life was too
twassington
26-10-2016
dangerous being in t'fast lane
hoppyuppy
26-10-2016
so off to Beige-R-Us she-went
twassington
26-10-2016
for flat tan lace ups
twassington
26-10-2016
thick porridge coloured woollen stockings
hoppyuppy
26-10-2016
and a Dwayne Dibley over-bite
twassington
26-10-2016
, truly hideous flesh coloured undergarments
hoppyuppy
26-10-2016
as favoured by Kim Kardashian
Rogana Josh
26-10-2016
goes with the tatty tweed
hoppyuppy
26-10-2016
as preferred by Nicola Sturgeon
twassington
26-10-2016
in toning shades of fawn
twassington
26-10-2016
with a_lumpy taupe Aran cardigan
Rogana Josh
26-10-2016
will match the hairy knickers
twassington
26-10-2016
with thick brown elastic suspenders
hoppyuppy
26-10-2016
hairy crotchless knickers caught on
Rogana Josh
26-10-2016
did they? when was that?
twassington
26-10-2016
About 1936 in a convent
hoppyuppy
26-10-2016
Wears the soap she said
twassington
26-10-2016
looking for a_cake of carbolic
mcg3
26-10-2016
to scrub round her snatch
mcg3
26-10-2016
which stunk like a skunk
twassington
26-10-2016
sniggered mcg charmingly as usual
Rogana Josh
27-10-2016
before he got rumpy pumpy
twassington
27-10-2016
from a frisky stallion called
chinchin
27-10-2016
Burt. Anyhow we digress as
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