Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) - Page 97 - Digital Spy Forums

Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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hoppyuppy

26-10-2016

she decided life was too

twassington

26-10-2016

dangerous being in t'fast lane

hoppyuppy

26-10-2016

so off to Beige-R-Us she-went

Stick Out Tongue

twassington

26-10-2016

for flat tan lace ups

twassington

26-10-2016

thick porridge coloured woollen stockings

hoppyuppy

26-10-2016

and a Dwayne Dibley over-bite

twassington

26-10-2016

, truly hideous flesh coloured undergarments

hoppyuppy

26-10-2016

as favoured by Kim Kardashian

Rogana Josh

26-10-2016

goes with the tatty tweed

hoppyuppy

26-10-2016

as preferred by Nicola Sturgeon

twassington

26-10-2016

in toning shades of fawn

twassington

26-10-2016

with a_lumpy taupe Aran cardigan

Rogana Josh

26-10-2016

will match the hairy knickers

twassington

26-10-2016

with thick brown elastic suspenders

hoppyuppy

26-10-2016

hairy crotchless knickers caught on

Rogana Josh

26-10-2016

did they? when was that?

twassington

26-10-2016

About 1936 in a convent

hoppyuppy

26-10-2016

Wears the soap she said

twassington

26-10-2016

looking for a_cake of carbolic

mcg3

26-10-2016

to scrub round her snatch

mcg3

26-10-2016

which stunk like a skunk

twassington

26-10-2016

sniggered mcg charmingly as usual

Rogana Josh

27-10-2016

before he got rumpy pumpy

twassington

27-10-2016

from a frisky stallion called

chinchin

27-10-2016

Burt. Anyhow we digress as

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