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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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twassington

27-10-2016

TheEric returned briefly last night

chinchin

27-10-2016

much to everyone's joy and

Rogana Josh

27-10-2016

Surprise and ready to party

tanstaafl

27-10-2016

end of the world approaches

chinchin

27-10-2016

interrupted tanstaafi rudely whilst knitting

chinchin

27-10-2016

scarves for the soldiers and

mcg3

27-10-2016

giving chin's a prostate massage

Rogana Josh

27-10-2016

but in the wrong place

mcg3

29-10-2016

finger stuck in a nostril

Rogana Josh

29-10-2016

that's in a funny place

twassington

30-10-2016

chins was rather anatomically different

mcg3

30-10-2016

being born without an anus

twassington

30-10-2016

so pooped from his ears

mcg3

30-10-2016

deafened himself when he farted

twassington

30-10-2016

diahorrea spouted in twin fountains

twassington

30-10-2016

from his little shell likes

Rogana Josh

30-10-2016

knocking his earrings for six

tanstaafl

01-11-2016

and corroding the gold plating

twassington

01-11-2016

on his outsize gypsy hoops

hoppyuppy

01-11-2016

that were piercing his scrotum

embarassment (blush)

Rogana Josh

01-11-2016

his penis piercing was unmentionable

hoppyuppy

01-11-2016

and nobody did. It hung

Rogana Josh

01-11-2016

Just a very unused appendage

chinchin

01-11-2016

Lied many nasty evil peeps

chinchin

01-11-2016

'twas hoppyuppy obvs said Rogana

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