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Old 14-02-2016, 23:49
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I'm not sure where to put this but it might be more fun here.

M & S have re-branded their 'Secret Support' sleep wear as 'Shelf Support'

For those that don't know, these are sleep garments with an inner stretch bit designed to keep the boobs sort of front and centre, rather than underarm or otherwise.

Shelf support?

What would you have called i?
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Old 14-02-2016, 23:53
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Booby Barricades?.
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Old 14-02-2016, 23:53
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I'm not sure where to put this but it might be more fun here.

M & S have re-branded their 'Secret Support' sleep wear as 'Shelf Support'

For those that don't know, these are sleep garments with an inner stretch bit designed to keep the boobs sort of front and centre, rather than underarm or otherwise.

Shelf support?

What would you have called i?
'The Tit-wrangler (tm)'.
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Old 14-02-2016, 23:57
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:02
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It's better than 'Shelf' support!
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:02
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:03
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It's just a storm in a D cup.

They should do it for men and have a built in "squirrel bag" to keep your nuts in one place.
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:03
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:08
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It's just a storm in a D cup.

They should do it for men and have a built in "squirrel bag" to keep your nuts tidy.
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This why M&S are failing...lack of humour.
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:09
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It's better than 'Shelf' support!
It's a bloody daft name. It just reminds me of the old dears on their death beds.
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:12
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This why M&S are failing...lack of humour.
Humourless tits?
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:14
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It's a bloody daft name. It just reminds me of grannies.
That's my point and why I started the thread. Whoever thought that re-branding the sleepwear as 'shelf' support should be fired.
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:16
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:17
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That's my point and why I started the thread. Whoever thought that re-branding the sleepwear as 'shelf' support should be fired.
M&S feels like it is for the older generation, they have no idea how to branch out to all age ranges. They have no bloody clue.
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:20
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I thought this was going to be about their shelf stackers offering customer advice
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:23
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I quite like that idea. Sums up what the top does quite nicely
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:27
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I thought this was going to be about their shelf stackers offering customer advice
While resting their boobies on the shelf...............
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:28
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M&S feels like it is for the older generation, they have no idea how to branch out to all age ranges. They have no bloody clue.
Off topic but M&S is never going to appeal to the young (unless for knickers and ummm 'shelf' support nightwear) and the sooner they wake up to that fact, the better.
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:29
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:32
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:33
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Can we not just go for your username
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:34
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:45
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Breast Nest, Chest Rest.

Shelf Support is crappier than either of mine. In my humble opinion.
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:47
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Can we not just go for your username
As you can guess I have a keen interest in this topic
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Old 15-02-2016, 00:48
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