I'm relatively new to this forum, so apologies if you have had a "My pet is complete nutcase" thread before, but does anyone else experience anything approaching this weird nurturing? My six year old British Blue (Esther) who I have had since she was nine months old, seems to be absolutely convinced that I am a kitten and need taking care of.

Aside from sitting on the back of the couch "grooming" my hair, she constantly washes my hands, arms etc. That's not weird, I hear you cry. No, but this is:

Every morning, for the last three years I have opened my bedroom door to find precisely five cat biscuits lined up in front of it. We usually live alone but my son, on a visit home from uni, has witnessed her painstakingly carrying them one by one from her bowl in the kitchen. Anyway, since last week it has gone down to four, prompting me to wonder if the cheeky madam is trying to tell me I've put on weight?

Awwww.....

Hi, if you're not technologically savy I am sure your son is. You need to video this in secret. Then later there needs to be a video of you opening the door with the biscuits laid out. I am almost certain this would go viral if you uploaded it onto the youtube. I think you can earn money through the number of internet hits it will attract because youtube and whoever owns it get advertising money from all this type of activity and I think they will give you a small percentage of that. I am not sure how it works because I am not tech savy - but I do think this will go viral - and I do think this is highly unusual.

Love it!!

We did consider it, but the layout of our home means we would need to invest in camera equipment - an ipad just won't do it and unless you film the kitchen to bedroom door journey it looks like a set-up. I don't think that the profit would be worth the investment of time and money.

And for the record, my son is a postgraduate student of philosophy and ancient history and has the technological savvy of a bean.