Originally Posted by PhoebeJeebie:
“Well, I'm afraid you are £5 poorer your Lozship.
The last time anyone was smitten by me culminated in Mr Jeebie going down on bended knee and swearing undying love whilst simultaneously popping his pomagne cork in my direction.
Alas, I am not as rounded as the voluptuous aforementioned Ms JH-B who is blessed with a very impressive décolletage that Mr Jeebie has often been caught dribbling over, I can, at that moment however, demonstrate to him that I am equally as feisty as Jules.
Be warned Lordlozzer, I was listening eagerly to Shelagh Foghorn this afternoon and her discussion about 'stalkers' and am completing my application form for our local girls only self defence class, 'Todgers & Testes'........
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“Well, I'm afraid you are £5 poorer your Lozship.
The last time anyone was smitten by me culminated in Mr Jeebie going down on bended knee and swearing undying love whilst simultaneously popping his pomagne cork in my direction.
Alas, I am not as rounded as the voluptuous aforementioned Ms JH-B who is blessed with a very impressive décolletage that Mr Jeebie has often been caught dribbling over, I can, at that moment however, demonstrate to him that I am equally as feisty as Jules.
Be warned Lordlozzer, I was listening eagerly to Shelagh Foghorn this afternoon and her discussion about 'stalkers' and am completing my application form for our local girls only self defence class, 'Todgers & Testes'........
”
After that...." I'm 50% more into you" Ms Jeebie....
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Damn.... where have I heard that line from before?
Oh he's a lucky man is Mr Jeebie...you sound just like her...
.it's ok no mace required I only have sinful leanings towards the goddess Julia...
Pleasure to make your acquaintance ma'am...




With 10 million disaffected Labour voters in the north me finks they had little choice other than to go along with the government.