Anyone else bemused rather than amused by the ITV2 banner on this live show, taking up a good third of the mid-screen area saying things like Josephine Globbs is Welsh Rarebit?

Yes. I was tempted to text in to see what crap it came up with, but thought better.

It astounds me why people pay for utter tosh like that?

Yes, it's very irritating. It also goes around on a loop so, if you watch long enough, you see the same messages coming up again and again.

Quite frankly, if my best beloved/best friend texted in to say that I was like a baked potato, ie, satisfying, reliable but rather boring, I'd go round and smack them! Then, presumably, they could text in again and say that I was like a vindaloo - hot, alarming and bound to have an effect on you for days!