Originally Posted by Jamesp84:
“I presume the schedule indicates a new signing:
1:00pm - Ask Paddy Crerand
2:00pm - United U18 v Sunderland U18 2003
3:00pm - Best of United Christmas Parties
4:00pm - Welcome to Manchester United Lionel Messi
5:00pm - Eric Djemba-Djemba - The Best Bits
6:00pm - Chest Control Masterclass with Marouanne Fellaini”

But there is no way the 5 o'clock program last an hour
I'm pretty hissed off TBH. Talksport were practically wetting themselves confirming it as a done deal (yes, I know, I know) by early evening yesterday. Even though they're rubbish, I thought I'd wake up today to confirmation from other sources. No such luck.
Oh well, happy with at least seven of the nine Jose wants to go. Like most, want him to keep both defenders.
Originally Posted by JoTaylor:
“I thought we had a cookery programme? I think Andy Cole and Dwight Yorke presented it - something about the perfect roasting.”
Followed by a Ryan Giggs masterclass on stuffing fowl that someone else has already spent ages cooking.
I'm here all season.