Looks like Chelsea are trying to resign side show bob lol

Cleverley was never the same after getting his foot broken by that horrible little shit Kevin Davies.

ill never forget a comment from cleverly about moyes which summed up his time as manager. Both him and carrick were apparently told to never get ahead of the ball. Thats fine if youre at a mid/bottom table club trying to survive but it doesnt win you titles at top clubs.

Seems as if we might not be joining the inevitable scramble tomorrow, probably for the best really.

Huh??

I thought that it was pretty obvious, seeing as you've been banging the drum for him to be banned at every opportunity, whilst also referencing the derby ad infinitum.

I've never seen you be so absolutely desperate for a player to get banned before.

I am not desperate for him to be banned any more than any other player who has been charged with doing what he has.

I have only talked about the derby as that is their and our next match, if they had for example Middlesbrough next, then I would be saying that he should be banned for that match.

It seems as if Miki might have picked up an injury playing for Armenia.

Hopefully it is not too serious.

Not quite sure how Sky missed this one, but Dean Henderson has joined Grimsby Town, on loan.

Plus Joel Pereira has joined Beleneses on loan, so a couple more outgoings to add to their list.

He will be sorely missed.

Apparently, it was going to be him or De Gea. Mourinho flipped a coin, and poor old Deano got the boot.

Well looks like José decided on letting two goalkeepers leave on loan rather than just the one.

Christ, if those who accused him of being a bully find out he's actually Two-Face we'll never hear the end of it.

Nevermind jail, people will want to burn him alive!

Nice to see Martial scoring on international duty, and from a pass by Pogba, hopefully see some more of that at club level this season!

No major surprises, but our Premier League squad has been confirmed:

Eric Bailly
Daley Blind
Michael Carrick*
Matteo Darmian
David De Gea
Memphis Depay
Sadik El-Fitouri
Marouane Fellaini
Ander Herrera
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Sam Johnstone*
Phil Jones*
Jesse Lingard*
Juan Mata
Henrikh Mkhitaryan
Paul Pogba*
Marcos Rojo
Sergio Romero
Wayne Rooney*
Morgan Schneiderlin*
Bastian Schweinsteiger
Chris Smalling*
Antonio Valencia
Ashley Young*

Under-21 players (who are likely to feature)

Timothy Fosu-Mensah
Anthony Martial
Marcus Rashford
Joe Riley
Luke Shaw
Axel Tuanzebe

* = home-grown.

This always brings back memories of Giggs being classed as home grown when he was 40!

Good to see Pogba being classed as homegrown, that helps I would imagine.

That's a huge surprise that Fitouri is in the squad, the fact he's still at the club is a shock. We've let far better players leave than he this past summer. It's not as if he's been putting in good performances for the U21/23 over the past season and half. Still I guess the staff see something in him or else he'd be long gone I suppose.

Sergio Aguero to serve three-match ban

I believe the rule is that if you have an over aged player in the squad, then they have to be registered as long as there's space. Hence El Fitouri being there, and Schweinsteiger too.

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The correct decision, so presumably their young striker plays instead of him, the one that I can never spell correctly!

Nacho man

Mkhitaryan needs 10 days to heal according to Armenian FA so it looks like he will miss the derby.

Yeah, was hoping Jose would finally unleash him in the Derby. As if that wasn't bad enough, Valencia may miss the Derby as well due to late arrival from international duty.

Oh well, at least Ashley Young will be fit and ready