What.

I liked the old one from the 80s. They changed them all and I never really liked it since

Twix for me, Mars is too sweet for my liking

I usually have a snickers and mars bar for lunch every lunch time. Twix I enjoy more with my morning tea or afternoon cuppa. Mars is the better treat.

I miss the texan bar, and the proper size yorkie. What a man gota do.

which looks more like a turd when dropped on the pavement?

Wow, you have them both every day? Impressive.

Both of them aren't as good as I remember them.

Twixes for me, because I prefer the crunchy biscuit base. I also love nibbling the chocolate coating, then peeling off the caramel layer, before gnashing away at the biscuit layer last.

Mars bars are just a bit, I don't know...stodgy I think is the best way of putting it.

Twix for me - because it's lighter and has different textures.

Both Mars and Twix have been so altered though in dimension, weight and ratio - they've been ruined. Mars is now so slimline and has virtually no caramel.

The Lidl Mr Choco versions are now much better.