In Saudi Arabia the religious police have been ordered to tone down their control of public dress, manners, behaviour etc; Maybe some of them could be temporarily imported to keep Strictly studio audiences in order. But I doubt they would be able to get any audience to clap correctly in time to the music.
Maybe scrap the music instead and just have the audience waving one hand artistically off time?
Certainly uncross the legs of all those sitting in the front row, it looks really untidy.
And put up barriers to stop any overexcited supporters or family spilling onto the dance floor when the final result is announced.
And ban the wasteful use of glittery paper tossed down from the ceiling "in celebration" - absolute nonsense, it makes for a lot of extra work for the cleaners.
And change the glitterball to a trophy less tacky - make a pottery or bronze sculpture that would look more graceful on a mantlepiece.
And ....
And ....
signed Mabel Drabwitch-Flannel
(speaking for the large majority of viewers ...
.. well the viewers who live in her appartment block in West Worthing)
Maybe scrap the music instead and just have the audience waving one hand artistically off time?
Certainly uncross the legs of all those sitting in the front row, it looks really untidy.
And put up barriers to stop any overexcited supporters or family spilling onto the dance floor when the final result is announced.
And ban the wasteful use of glittery paper tossed down from the ceiling "in celebration" - absolute nonsense, it makes for a lot of extra work for the cleaners.
And change the glitterball to a trophy less tacky - make a pottery or bronze sculpture that would look more graceful on a mantlepiece.
And ....
And ....
signed Mabel Drabwitch-Flannel
(speaking for the large majority of viewers ...
.. well the viewers who live in her appartment block in West Worthing)



