I know how you feel Kwynne. Gave the poll a big fat zero, far far far too much of the human waterfall and that piece of rotten driftwood punching Cain in the face took away any other points I might have otherwise given it

Analysis Of Emmerdale Characters

Analysis boss here on behalf of Kwynne whose head has exploded out of sheer rage and wrath filled anger in appalled horror at Aarsewipe crybaby in last nights episode, he completed most of this Analysis before his explosive nervous breakdown.

Hopefully Kwynne can be put back together by this afternoon or tomorrow at the latest

1) Gordon he is a creep but a clever one no wonder he thinks he can defeat his hateful crybaby of a brat son. Showed his true colours to Liv though

2) Liv - After being on the side of her father Liv realized what he really is right before her shitbag of a brother shouted at her into tears. Given she was being manipulated by a manipulater Aarsewipe should have been more annoyed at Gordon than his poor siter.

After that reaction she should give him that recording out of Spite
And/or go home tell her mother about his behaviour at which point Sandra will recind her offer of being a witness for Crybaby.

3) Crybaby - What a hateful piece of crap this creep is no words can convey my hatred for him.

Please Jackson can you make a wish to want Aaron to be run down by a train, since I know all your wishes are confirmed.

Argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a disgusting monster this goblin is Aaagrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And before anyone says I support Gordon over Aaron, I don't care what this ridiculous storyline or any of its melodrama pans out.

4)Chas - what business is it of Chas whats on the phones.

Arrghh crybaby my head

5) Holly Emmerdale deserves this character for inflicting Crybaby on us.

6) Gabby and Ashley thought Gabbys reaction to finding out the name of the band was one of the few thing s he remembers funny

Aarrgg Aaron agrrrghhhh

Sadly it was at this point Kwynnes head exploded with rage.

Analysis boss out.

There isn't a minus 10 on the poll so couldn't vote.

FIFY

Actually, to be more factually accurate, SULLA should have said "normal for an anteater".

Who knew it would take Popeye to finally enable Lawrence to overcome that gay aversion therapy?

Why would I need a password. I just use the phone to make telephone calls

Me too, but you and I come from another era and still remember that time, long ago, when Smartphones hadn't yet replaced Smartpeople.

But you're meantto use it for naked selfies

She was quite creepy, with that smug expression as she said that. The trouble is she' s so changeable, it' s hard to tell whether she' s a bunny boiler or just has a crush. I used to like Holly - being arty and creative she was a bit different from the rest- but now get character' s all over the place and I' m not sure whether that' s deliberate or bad acting. It COULD be a deliberate attempt to show how conniving and deceitful addicts can be. Either way Cain shouldn' t fall for the sweet little girly act.

I have never taken a 'selfie' and I never will. I take pictures or photographs and if ever see somebody famous I'd ask them for an autograph. They can shove their modern 21st century crap where the monkey sticks his nuts, I'd rather bite my tongue out than ask for one. One of those awful words that leave you feeling like you've just swallowed a cup of cold sick too, like 'Robron'.

I' m no fan of them myself someone told me recently that they had been to the Louvre to see the Mona Lisa and her view was almost blocked by people taking selfies - not looking at the painting, taking selfies with it instead but I hen when I was a kid the phone was in the hall and you had to ask your parents s before you used it. The camera belonged to mum and dad too and got brought out in the summer holidays

Well, I can remember using 'Press Button A'/'Press Button B' public telephones and when the only international destination dialable directly from where I live was Dublin (surprisingly recent)!

God, I can remember those callboxes.

I'm getting old