Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“
I wouldn't mind checking out Aiden's or Tight Jeans Gary's”
“
I wouldn't mind checking out Aiden's or Tight Jeans Gary's”
Seeing those would make people Orgasm like Izzy
Corrie 04/04/16: Cat Out The Bag
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Originally Posted by Belligerence:
“Don't give Channel 5 ideas!!”
“Don't give Channel 5 ideas!!
”
A proper star like Les had to share the last programme with the no mark from Big Brother.
You just know that that bloke giving Liz the eye must be into golden showers, cos he must find the stench of ammonia arousing. 
Originally Posted by Belligerence:
“Evening all, TFTT Rita's K.
Says something when The Archers can do better cliffhangers than Corrie.”
“Evening all, TFTT Rita's K.
Says something when The Archers can do better cliffhangers than Corrie.
”
Fireman Sam could do better cliffhangers than Corrie for the last three years
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Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“Cathy: "Egg and Salmon, or salad."
Erm, do you do cyanide as well?”
“Cathy: "Egg and Salmon, or salad."
Erm, do you do cyanide as well?”
Upstairs in Roy's special cupboard
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“LOL what the bloody hell is AmyLuv wearing
you tell the old piss faced cow Amy”
“LOL what the bloody hell is AmyLuv wearing
you tell the old piss faced cow Amy”
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“You just know that that bloke giving Liz the eye must be into golden showers, cos he must find the stench of ammonia arousing.”
“You just know that that bloke giving Liz the eye must be into golden showers, cos he must find the stench of ammonia arousing.
”
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“You just know that that bloke giving Liz the eye must be into golden showers, cos he must find the stench of ammonia arousing.”
“You just know that that bloke giving Liz the eye must be into golden showers, cos he must find the stench of ammonia arousing.
”
Originally Posted by MR_Pitkin:
“Had enough of this tripe, Netflix here we come”
“Had enough of this tripe, Netflix here we come”
I'm watching castle
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“BTW there's gonna be a big argument between Tracy and Robert when she finds one of his porn mags:
http://funnypictures.co.uk/wp-conten...-work-tree.jpg”
“BTW there's gonna be a big argument between Tracy and Robert when she finds one of his porn mags:
http://funnypictures.co.uk/wp-conten...-work-tree.jpg”
Tracy will be fuming when she realises he's been two timing her with HollyWood over in the Dales
Originally Posted by MR_Pitkin:
“Had enough of this tripe, Netflix here we come”
“Had enough of this tripe, Netflix here we come”
Right idea.
No way I can make it through this.
See you all.
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