Simon has banned Louis from taking part on Strictly.

http://www.tellymix.co.uk/reality-tv...e-dancing.html

Like Strictly would ever want him?

So he won't be doing a Foxtrot to C'est La Vie by B*Witched?

I'll show you my judges contract if you show me yours.

he would be a total duffer anyway

You do realize this is utter nonsense? Simon doesn't have nearly as much power as you think he has. If Louis is out of contract, he can do whatever he wants.