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Crackpot Corrie
As some of you may have noticed in other threads I have a penchant for coming up with absurd story lines that should never ever be seriously considered by producers of Coronation Street. Surely I can't be the only person who wastes their spare time and the ad breaks on such pursuits. As a way of keeping my nutcase musings of what could happen on Corrie out of other threads welcome to Crackpot Corrie. I'm some of you will join in the fun, the rules are simple - the story should ideally partially take part in Weatherfield and involve characters from Coronation Street. So what are you're utterly barmy Corrie storylines that you've come up with? Quote:
Originally Posted by Emily Bishop on the streets
After a long and protracted heart to heart with Ken, Emily realises that her private pension firm is about go bust, leaving her just the basic state pension to live on. Determined to keep her independence and her house in Coronation Street she looks for any solution, absolutely anything to get money. When a few robberies fail Emily tells Michelle about an old friend who goes by the name of "Thirsty Kirsty" and runs a brothel with aging woman catering to a certain taste. Emily starts working in the brothel but is horrified when she discovers that Norris is a client and demands that she sells him the house back and moves out. Norris protests that she can't have an issue with it sitting the other side of the fence but it's no use. Norris is left shattered by the news and reports the brothel and it makes the news, embarrassing Emily and Norris in front of the whole community. Norris is arrested for soliciting and jailed, Emily gets a slapped wrist and some help. Rita offers Emily Norris's job in the cabin to help her out financially, but she slowly starts losing her marbles and the business money. Eventually Rita is forced to lay her off. With nowhere left to go Emily starts sleeping under the viaduct and living off stolen food from peoples houses, which she frames a local plague of rats for by smearing feces in the kitchens where she's half inched the food using and undersized pair of dentures designed for figurines to leave marks on the food. She's eventually caught and forced to serve community service in Jamila house. |
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It's mental but i love it
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She gave her house to Norris a couple of years ago.
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OP, there's a very good reason why DS has a GAMES ROOM, specially for fanfiction and other trivia. Please use it, thank you.
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Tracy keeping Carla as a slave and making her do chores around the house.
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OP, there's a very good reason why DS has a GAMES ROOM, specially for fanfiction and other trivia. Please use it, thank you.
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OP, there's a very good reason why DS has a GAMES ROOM, specially for fanfiction and other trivia. Please use it, thank you.
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She gave her house to Norris a couple of years ago.
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If a mod wants to move it to the games room they can. I thought the games room was just for A-Z and word association stuff.
Yeah I mixed my he's and she's up it should've "she discovers that Norris is a client and demands that he sells her the house back and moves out" ![]()
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