Originally Posted by
*Laura*:
“Evening Folks 
Carry on Bill it's only Simon. You still got three others.
”
Cowell is such a prat. Buzz after 1 second.
Originally Posted by Andagha:
“Is it me or has Simon sort of mellowed a bit this year, he seems to smile a lot more since the baby.”
He is a very scruffy git
Originally Posted by Mandark:
“Evening all!! So Ant and Dec want someone British and worthy on the Queen's birthday year...”
She has two birthdays every year
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“Simon: "Id like to remove my X please."
”
Well you can't Cowell. It did not make a difference to the voting anyway.
Originally Posted by Rhumbatugger:
“Oh dear, a dancer. Well at least it's not break dancing.”
Have seen far better on Dance Moms
Originally Posted by Fudd:
“He needs to be more polished; he's good but the performance is a bit messy at points.”
and he kept falling over
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“BGT Assistant: "And where are you from"
Young Man: "Turkey"
BGT Assistant: "Oh wonderful. And what's your act?"
Young Man: "I don't have one. I'm actually from ISIS."”
Post of the thread
Originally Posted by
Mandark:
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Don't think that will stop Cowell shipping in the Europeans! After all Mexicans are turning up!!”
Do any of them actually go back ?
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“Amanda Holden (Patronisingly): "Are you married?"
Contestant: "Is that what you asked Neil Morrisey before you sh*gged him, you adulterous cow?"”
Top posting
Originally Posted by Rhumbatugger:
“Love this song, he sounds okay, but needs to improve quite a lot, bit flat quite often.”
I thought he was fine. Love him.
Originally Posted by loracan:
“I was expecting something sensational for all the build up. That was distinctly average .”
BIB. What does that actually mean.
Originally Posted by annie atom:
“I've high hopes for this one.”
Originally Posted by bluefb:
“Christ! A string of awful magicians, this one's bound to be awful too...”
They moan about the standard and you know for sure something far better is going to turn up

Originally Posted by loracan:
“I usually love a good choir. They were okay. Hate all the waily stuff.”
Originally Posted by demfe:
“Get the impression there may be ego issues with the choir's 'leader'. Her voice was ok, but she didn't leave much room for anyone else...”
Big Ego. She did the first half by herself