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The current Moon Pig advert is the most irritating yet. "You are the loveliest brother I know" and what is the blank in this sentence??? "blank banana and monkey boy" I can never tell what she says.
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Heard it on Heart radio months ago long before I even saw it on TV
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Originally Posted by Istvan
yeah can someone please explain keith lemon Thank heavens, I wonder where the smell was coming from, I thought that there was something wrong with my TV, come to think of it, there WAS, keith lemmon was on it ![]()
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yeah can someone please explain keith lemon
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is it only me, or am I right in thinking that the female cancer ads are supportive and sympathetic, the prostate one is just insulting and pathetic
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When I first saw that hideous and aggressive advert, I came away thinking that they had done the absolute bare minimum to disguise their contempt at producing an advert designed to help solely men. Almost like they're trying to say "sorry not sorry you got cancer".
Every advert is designed to make men feel bad for being men. Or to demean them and make them look stupid. Especially MARRIED men. Even when the man isn't even a human male, like that B&Q one with the beaver (?), he is made to look like a complete berk being frightened by his cheap electric drill whilst his wife literally wears the trousers - but not the gay zebra - he's moved out from his "black and white" (implied: homophobic) parents house and is now some kind of Tommy Walsh and Allan Carr all rolled into one. How lovely and "empowering". I hate it. I hate the way they are allowed to get away with it and I hate the sort of scum who go around calling this discrimination and bigotry "tolerance" and "equality" |
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The Vodafone advert with bloke saying Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes Yes, everytime he tries to get a signal
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There was a thread on here last week about this. Apparently she says Super Banana & Monkey Boy
Arrrghh, it was just on again. |
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It's a strange concept, can't remember my brother's birthday, can't be bothered to put reminders in the phone / app / any of the many other ways.
"Did you know you can set up reminders of important dates in your Moonpig account?" Although not as weird as the previous reminder one where there's a note in his lunch box... |
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"Diabetes UK Lottery"
I just don't even know what to say. |
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It's a strange concept, can't remember my brother's birthday, can't be bothered to put reminders in the phone / app / any of the many other ways.
"Did you know you can set up reminders of important dates in your Moonpig account?" Although not as weird as the previous reminder one where there's a note in his lunch box... |
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Am I imagine things, or have I just seen Jade Goodey's Mum acting in a `We Buy Any Car` advert alongside a pig???!
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Gtech being on every ad break! I've noticed that they've dated the Daily Mail review they keep referencing. Goes all the way back to April 2012. We've put up with this bloody advert for FOUR F***ING YEARS!
![]() And now they've got bikes too! ) And I hate the whole stupid concept of it. No more cord tying you back, no more attachments shackling you! FFS, how did we all cope for over a CENTURY with vacuum cleaners with a cord?! I mean, my life would have been soooooo much better if I had not had to suffer a vacuum cleaner with a bloody cord!!! ![]() Stupid, just stupid! And yes it IS on way too often! Quote:
As the insufferable "son" character is absent from the new Tesco advert, is this the first example of a company actually listening to the opinions of the viewing public? Or just a happy coincidence?
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Glad I'm not the only one who thinks BBT is as funny as a perianal abscess
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Smug young professional git drinking his Weetabix drink is back.
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Every advert is designed to make men feel bad for being men. Or to demean them and make them look stupid. Especially MARRIED men. Even when the man isn't even a human male, like that B&Q one with the beaver (?), he is made to look like a complete berk being frightened by his cheap electric drill whilst his wife literally wears the trousers - but not the gay zebra - he's moved out from his "black and white" (implied: homophobic) parents house and is now some kind of Tommy Walsh and Allan Carr all rolled into one. How lovely and "empowering".
I hate it. I hate the way they are allowed to get away with it and I hate the sort of scum who go around calling this discrimination and bigotry "tolerance" and "equality" Quote:
Looks like Myleene Klass is back with her Littleweods advert, showing what you can buy this summer, because she has got the Littlewoods touch
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The new Domino pizza advert where the people are talking with weird mouths
Oh and I hate that AWFUL TRAVELODGE ad! "The short hop to my meeting is a revalayshoooon!" And the ad for SCHPOCK! And the Godawful female voiceover. |
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The Vodafone advert with bloke saying Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes Yes, everytime he tries to get a signal
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Halifax and their 'responsible' lending to a cartoon cat with no fixed abode and no regular income.
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Halifax and their 'responsible' lending to a cartoon cat with no fixed abode and no regular income.
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I just came on here to report the return of the Tesco family but I see it's been noted
![]() I really dislike the Chris Tarrant lottery advert. Makes the air in my house turn blue! He has such a smug face! |
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The advert from The X Factor, when the cab driver starts singing Adele's 'Hello', of all the songs one could pick. It just strikes me the show sucking up to Adele, making out that it's already a timeless classic.
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THIS! The fist pump! The "lets go upstairs to the bedroom" line! Argh!
The 'let's go upstairs to the bedroom' line is obviously to make him think he's got lucky. When we see him putting up the curtains and saying "this is not what I had in mind" that should be the end of the advert as that is the punchline. But no they have to take it one step further with the naked comment. What is the point of that last line? |
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These lines make me cringe as well in the new Tesco ad. What's even worse is when they are in the bedroom putting up curtains and he says: "This was not what I had in mind" and then she says: "We can always do it naked". Brrrrrrr
The 'let's go upstairs to the bedroom' line is obviously to make him think he's got lucky. When we see him putting up the curtains and saying "this is not what I had in mind" that should be the end of the advert as that is the punchline. But no they have to take it one step further with the naked comment. What is the point of that last line?
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My cousin's daughter was telling me that she almost forgot her brother's birthday ... and she's his twin !
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Halifax and their 'responsible' lending to a cartoon cat with no fixed abode and no regular income.
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These lines make me cringe as well in the new Tesco ad. What's even worse is when they are in the bedroom putting up curtains and he says: "This was not what I had in mind" and then she says: "We can always do it naked". Brrrrrrr
The 'let's go upstairs to the bedroom' line is obviously to make him think he's got lucky. When we see him putting up the curtains and saying "this is not what I had in mind" that should be the end of the advert as that is the punchline. But no they have to take it one step further with the naked comment. What is the point of that last line? female in the bath hears doorbell, calls out "Who is it" reply "Blind man" so she thinks, "Well if he's blind I shan't bother with getting dry and putting on a dressing gown", so she goes to the door naked and opens the door, the man standing there says "Which room did you want the blinds in" |
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The chemical-cheese-ooze* in a plastic tub advert, the angels in heaven, one of the girls is about to go out and the other tells her no shagging, WTF you are angels in heaven, you don't do that sort of thing because of the whole angelic not sinning thing and it's just so desperately forced, was there not some other 'script' on the other side of that post-it note?
* Loosely translates as 'love of' 'blue-and-white pottery from a Dutch city' with a typo. |
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The mouse-voiced window fitter on the new Safestyle ads...
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Avon advert with stupid peabrained self-obsessed bloggers applying make-up and then feigning surprise when it's revealed to be Avon - especially the one with skin the colour of stained teapot who says, "This goes on extremely easy". It's EASILY, you halfwit.
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