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Worst advert on TV at the moment (Part 12)
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Originally Posted by mikebuk:
“Meanwhile, Noddy is rubbing his hands.”
“Meanwhile, Noddy is rubbing his hands.”
Why? Has Big Ears bought him a special present this year?
Originally Posted by Ess_Bee:
“Bill Oddie and Tim Brooke-Taylor with Denim aftershave!
Tune was similar to Super Trouper but just different enough to get away with it.
Pickwick LP's, remember those? I had a Saturday job in Woollies and was on the counter for those (and plastic flowers and insoles for shoes among other stuff). We had a record player and I used to play the Pickwick and Top of the Pops albums - bad cover versions of the hits of yesterday - "Alright Now" by Free among them.”
“Bill Oddie and Tim Brooke-Taylor with Denim aftershave!
Tune was similar to Super Trouper but just different enough to get away with it.
Pickwick LP's, remember those? I had a Saturday job in Woollies and was on the counter for those (and plastic flowers and insoles for shoes among other stuff). We had a record player and I used to play the Pickwick and Top of the Pops albums - bad cover versions of the hits of yesterday - "Alright Now" by Free among them.”
OMG I did that too, same job, same counter and the record player too. My supervisor made me stop playing Free in the end and put some ghastly old stuff on. How weird though....and I always loved the Woolies Christmas ads, they beat that John Lewis rubbish hands down.
Originally Posted by Paul_DNAP:
“Keep this up and we will al be doing the shake n vac (to put the freshness back)”
“Keep this up and we will al be doing the shake n vac (to put the freshness back)”
And don't forget, "Everyone's a fruit and nut case" !
Originally Posted by lola_skye:
“Just seen the new Tesco ad. When are they going to give up on these two? It gets cringeworthy every time. At least the son has gone thank god”
“Just seen the new Tesco ad. When are they going to give up on these two? It gets cringeworthy every time. At least the son has gone thank god”
Son, as in nephew, apparently.
Originally Posted by oathy:
“Sky Q
BOOM...”
“Sky Q
BOOM...”
Yes, let's pay Sky £300 or so to route a ton of cables through our house(!)
And am I the only one who just watches main TV programmes in the one room? If I have to go out, I leave them until later. I don't suddenly think I've got to download them all to my phone so I can watch one for five minutes in a taxi(!)
Two for the price of one:
1 - The B&M ad, for changing More Than A Feeling to "More than a bargain".
2 - The Argos one, for basing their ad on What's This? from The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Both are as bad as each other.
1 - The B&M ad, for changing More Than A Feeling to "More than a bargain".
2 - The Argos one, for basing their ad on What's This? from The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Both are as bad as each other.
Originally Posted by DVDfever:
“Son, as in nephew, apparently.
Yes, let's pay Sky £300 or so to route a ton of cables through our house(!)
And am I the only one who just watches main TV programmes in the one room? If I have to go out, I leave them until later. I don't suddenly think I've got to download them all to my phone so I can watch one for five minutes in a taxi(!)”
“Son, as in nephew, apparently.
Yes, let's pay Sky £300 or so to route a ton of cables through our house(!)
And am I the only one who just watches main TV programmes in the one room? If I have to go out, I leave them until later. I don't suddenly think I've got to download them all to my phone so I can watch one for five minutes in a taxi(!)”
They don't use cables with sky Q that's the point of it.
Originally Posted by eviled2010:
“Is it Curry's?
"Gold, Myrrh and headphones"?
”
“Is it Curry's?
"Gold, Myrrh and headphones"?
”
I feel sorry for her son being humliated in front of all the other parents who are watching in the audience
She does think that by doing this it might affect her son
Head and shoulders advert with the models pretending to be excited about their hair after washing with H&S.
Originally Posted by pugamo:
“Ikea advert where a drug addict mum comes home and hugs her poor son who has been missing her.”
“Ikea advert where a drug addict mum comes home and hugs her poor son who has been missing her.”
Is she a drug addict
Originally Posted by Tracy:
“Just saw it for the first time, agree with you the best Xmas Ad so far by miles.”
“Just saw it for the first time, agree with you the best Xmas Ad so far by miles.”
Yes, has a bit of Christmas magic in it - something sadly lacking in most of them.
Originally Posted by Paul_DNAP:
“I misread that as AUDI, and just spent five minutes imagining a cartoon carrot driving a sports car in a Christmas advert.”
“I misread that as AUDI, and just spent five minutes imagining a cartoon carrot driving a sports car in a Christmas advert.”
Well, it would work far better than some car ads!
Quote:
“I especially liked the part where he did a power slide and all the snow he kicked up landed as snow-carrots (carrot shaped snowmen).”
“I especially liked the part where he did a power slide and all the snow he kicked up landed as snow-carrots (carrot shaped snowmen).”
It's been well thought out, and despite the table full of festive food & drink, and doesn't really tell you to buy anything.
Originally Posted by pugamo:
“Ikea advert where a drug addict mum comes home and hugs her poor son who has been missing her.”
“Ikea advert where a drug addict mum comes home and hugs her poor son who has been missing her.”
I think it's a nurse coming off shift, and her son lighting her way home in the darkness to welcome her.
Originally Posted by McColl:
“ I think it's a nurse coming off shift, and her son lighting her way home in the darkness to welcome her.”
“ I think it's a nurse coming off shift, and her son lighting her way home in the darkness to welcome her.”
That completely passed me by. Hate the grizzling song.
Aldi, flogging Christmas food already. It'll have gone off in the fridge by the end of November.
Only 7 weeks to go and we'll be on the New Year sales!!
Only 7 weeks to go and we'll be on the New Year sales!!
The TK Maxx Christmas advert will drive you insane. with the gurgling granny and the pretentious people singing around the piano.
Originally Posted by eviled2010:
“Is it Curry's?
"Gold, Myrrh and headphones"?”
“Is it Curry's?
"Gold, Myrrh and headphones"?
”
I know Frank is very angry at being left out
Originally Posted by ATNotts:
“Aldi, flogging Christmas food already. It'll have gone off in the fridge by the end of November.
Only 7 weeks to go and we'll be on the New Year sales!!”
“Aldi, flogging Christmas food already. It'll have gone off in the fridge by the end of November.
Only 7 weeks to go and we'll be on the New Year sales!!”
you mean that they aren't advertising that already around your way
Originally Posted by McColl:
“ Well, it would work far better than some car ads!.”
“ Well, it would work far better than some car ads!
.”
especially the one for Shiela's wheels, with four Aussie Burds driving backwards and THAT was for an INSURANCE company
But then it WAS for Australian female drivers
Two massive irritants right now.
Denise Van Outen advertising Matalan. Seems to be on every single ad break.
Jet2holiday adverts, where that little shit keeps dragging his father around with that "darlin hold my hand" song in the background. Another one that seems like it's on every single ad break.
Denise Van Outen advertising Matalan. Seems to be on every single ad break.
Jet2holiday adverts, where that little shit keeps dragging his father around with that "darlin hold my hand" song in the background. Another one that seems like it's on every single ad break.
ITV hub with some strange, grinning man in a blue and white bowler hat creeping up on people then shouting programme names at them
I really hate that Amazon advert where the bloke talks to the machine and then talks back to you
Can remind me to get Tennis Balls and Dog Biscuits for Buster
Oh please
Can remind me to get Tennis Balls and Dog Biscuits for Buster
Oh please
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