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These lines make me cringe as well in the new Tesco ad. What's even worse is when they are in the bedroom putting up curtains and he says: "This was not what I had in mind" and then she says: "We can always do it naked". Brrrrrrr
The 'let's go upstairs to the bedroom' line is obviously to make him think he's got lucky. When we see him putting up the curtains and saying "this is not what I had in mind" that should be the end of the advert as that is the punchline. But no they have to take it one step further with the naked comment. What is the point of that last line? Still, without the "son" at least there are only two annoying, moronic tw*ts in the ads now. A pile of "fist pump" ...
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Avon advert with stupid peabrained self-obsessed bloggers applying make-up and then feigning surprise when it's revealed to be Avon - especially the one with skin the colour of stained teapot who says, "This goes on extremely easy". It's EASILY, you halfwit.
) would believe there's anything remotely genuine about these "blogger" adverts. I refer you to the hideous Vanish "tip exchange" adverts and rest my case.
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Avon advert with stupid peabrained self-obsessed bloggers applying make-up and then feigning surprise when it's revealed to be Avon - especially the one with skin the colour of stained teapot who says, "This goes on extremely easy". It's EASILY, you halfwit.
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I always imagine the morons who come up with all these annoying ads, all have beards and man buns....is there a worse hairstyle for men ?.....and trying to outdo each other with their latest ridiculous suggestions.
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Anyone else feel deeply uncomfortable with a private company raiding what is in effect a war grave to take lost silver, for the purpose of hawking nasty collectable coins? How the hell was that even allowed?
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Anyone else feel deeply uncomfortable with a private company raiding what is in effect a war grave to take lost silver, for the purpose of hawking nasty collectable coins? How the hell was that even allowed?
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because A; they have no respect for the dead and B; more important, there is a profit to be made, we do live in a capitalist society
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Anyone else feel deeply uncomfortable with a private company raiding what is in effect a war grave to take lost silver, for the purpose of hawking nasty collectable coins? How the hell was that even allowed?
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Bonprix.
I think that’s about the third ad I’ve seen in the last few years where a woman seems to only judge her self-worth on how much she is able to turn her exes head. |
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Don't think I've seen that particular one, but yes I hate that idea. I've seen similar ads where they're all like "get your limited edition commemorative coin now". As if something like that would ever become collectable.
"Yes there were only 1'000 made by THIS company, and another 1'000 by each of another dozen or so companies, then there were all the sets of Prime Ministers, World Rulers, footballers, cricketers, famous steam engines, ships, and sos on and so on" int the 1960-70s there were literally hundreds and hundreds of sets of Silver 1oz tokens, which made them worth no more than the Silver bullion, which of course one could be sure was much less than price for which they had originally sold even given normal inflation, better to have invested the money at a decent rate of interest |
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Gtech being on every ad break! I've noticed that they've dated the Daily Mail review they keep referencing. Goes all the way back to April 2012. We've put up with this bloody advert for FOUR F***ING YEARS!
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I was once asked to value a "Collection" of 1oz Silver memorial tokens "The English monarchs", "They must be valuable, there were only 1'000 sets made"
"Yes there were only 1'000 made by THIS company, and another 1'000 by each of another dozen or so companies, then there were all the sets of Prime Ministers, World Rulers, footballers, cricketers, famous steam engines, ships, and sos on and so on" int the 1960-70s there were literally hundreds and hundreds of sets of Silver 1oz tokens, which made them worth no more than the Silver bullion, which of course one could be sure was much less than price for which they had originally sold even given normal inflation, better to have invested the money at a decent rate of interest Yeah it's like the most soulless way of attempting to make something an antique. I mean, I'd want something that had a story behind it, not just something churned out in their 1000's in a factory somewhere, especially one so focused on being 'collectable'. It's like saying you're cool, if you have to say it, you aren't
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"poo stains!?" (shouted louder than the rest of the advert, right at the start.)
Always seems to come on when I'm eating. |
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Yet another new, mawkish "time-lapse" family ad, this time from IKEA. Can't bloody stand 'em!
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Weetabix 'On the Go' with that 80's-style 'yuppie' obviously 'drinking' from an empty bottle. 'Breakfast? Too busy sleeping.' If that drink is as foul as the normal Weetabix, he'd gag. So he drops into the boardroom having ingested this rubbish? He wouldn't last two minutes in the real world.
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Weetabix 'On the Go' with that 80's-style 'yuppie' obviously 'drinking' from an empty bottle. 'Breakfast? Too busy sleeping.' If that drink is as foul as the normal Weetabix, he'd gag. So he drops into the boardroom having ingested this rubbish? He wouldn't last two minutes in the real world.
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I always imagine the morons who come up with all these annoying ads, all have beards and man buns....is there a worse hairstyle for men ?.....and trying to outdo each other with their latest ridiculous suggestions.
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Bonprix.
I think that’s about the third ad I’ve seen in the last few years where a woman seems to only judge her self-worth on how much she is able to turn her exes head. |
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"poo stains!?" (shouted louder than the rest of the advert, right at the start.)
Always seems to come on when I'm eating. |
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The stroppy kid, "MUMS THERES NO HOT WATER AGAIN!"
Well listen here you disrespectful shit, if you got off your ******* lazy ass and did something instead of sitting there and moaning. Does your dad or me moan about the cold water? |
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Ah, I didn't realise you did that.
Yeah it's like the most soulless way of attempting to make something an antique. I mean, I'd want something that had a story behind it, not just something churned out in their 1000's in a factory somewhere, especially one so focused on being 'collectable'. It's like saying you're cool, if you have to say it, you aren't ![]() So then comics started being printed with 'collector'sedition' on their covers, which attracted buyers like flies to dog turds, with many comic buyers buying comics for a couple of quid dreaming that in 40 years or so their comic will earn them a fortune and be worth about £50. |
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Malteasers advert, as usual man is made to look stupid by allegedly having an affair because you know, only men have affairs obviously, if it was the other way round they'd be up roar.
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The chemical-cheese-ooze* in a plastic tub advert, the angels in heaven, one of the girls is about to go out and the other tells her no shagging, WTF you are angels in heaven, you don't do that sort of thing because of the whole angelic not sinning thing and it's just so desperately forced, was there not some other 'script' on the other side of that post-it note?
* Loosely translates as 'love of' 'blue-and-white pottery from a Dutch city' with a typo. |
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The Dacia car advert with the bloke singing
Hey im going to get you to, Another one drives the duster |
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If that drink is as foul as the normal Weetabix, he'd gag..
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