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AAAAARGHHH!
...that ****ing stupid repetitive tune!
And any advert for smelly, overpriced water!
AAAAARGHHH!
...that ****ing stupid repetitive tune!
And any advert for smelly, overpriced water!
Worst advert on TV at the moment (Part 12)
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That Sainsbury's christmas ad just makes me angry!.................angry for christmas thanks Sainsarses!.
The very worse begging ad with Gloria 
She has to walk miles to get some water. Move closer to the water then.
She has to walk miles to get some water. Move closer to the water then.
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“Ive just seen an advert on Channel 4 , advertising advertisements ?? it said "Don't miss an ad break during Gogglebox, exclusive from 9pm"
WTF is going on where they have to advertise an advert coming out
”
“Ive just seen an advert on Channel 4 , advertising advertisements ?? it said "Don't miss an ad break during Gogglebox, exclusive from 9pm"
WTF is going on where they have to advertise an advert coming out
”
They did that with the John Lewis ad. Another that was on between Gogglebox.
Originally Posted by BellaRosa:
“The very worse begging ad with Gloria
She has to walk miles to get some water. Move closer to the water then.”
“The very worse begging ad with Gloria
She has to walk miles to get some water. Move closer to the water then.”
Ignorant comment
Originally Posted by Tellystar:
“Ignorant comment”
“Ignorant comment”
Ignorant reply. This is one of MY worse ads get over it!
Originally Posted by BellaRosa:
“Ignorant reply. This is one of MY worse ads get over it!”
“Ignorant reply. This is one of MY worse ads get over it!”
You trivialised the plight of that child
Shame on you!
The woman in the gold, frankincense and headphones advert, she has a very slappable face but I'd be a bit worried about getting mortally wounded by the teeth
is it only me who thinks that there are far too many precocious kids on the ads, I TOTALLY agree with the ad that ends "Keep away from children" and I can say that with impunity, no fear of heavenly retribution, because on old friend of mine died and went up to the pearly gate, where questioned him before he could be allowed in, yes folks you have pass a test.
St.Peter read from a list and asked him, "Were you always chaste, did you consort with loose women"
My friend replied "I am sorry to say that I was not chaste, did consort with loose women, actress and the sort, but it was due to my profession"
At this St.Peter frowned and made a black mark in the register and then asked "Were always sober and abstemious"
My friend replied "I am sorry to say that I was not always sober and abstemious, for I did drink heavily, but it was due to my profession"
At this St.Peter frowned heavily and made another black mark in the register and then asked, "Did you always attend church every Sunday"
Too which my friend replied "I am sorry to say that I did not always attend church every Sunday, but it was due to my profession"
At this St.Peter frowned more heavily and made yet another black mark in the register and then asked "Why do you say that all these things were due to your profession, what did your profession have to do with it"
Too which my friend replied "For 60 years I was an entertainer, the only women that I met were actresses and ladies of the night, more latterly an entertainer for children, playing Punch and Judy in the Summer and Father Christmas in the Winter"
With this St.Peter broke into a great pitying smile, erased all the black marks, threw open the gates and said "Come in, come in, you have served more that you time in hell come in"
St.Peter read from a list and asked him, "Were you always chaste, did you consort with loose women"
My friend replied "I am sorry to say that I was not chaste, did consort with loose women, actress and the sort, but it was due to my profession"
At this St.Peter frowned and made a black mark in the register and then asked "Were always sober and abstemious"
My friend replied "I am sorry to say that I was not always sober and abstemious, for I did drink heavily, but it was due to my profession"
At this St.Peter frowned heavily and made another black mark in the register and then asked, "Did you always attend church every Sunday"
Too which my friend replied "I am sorry to say that I did not always attend church every Sunday, but it was due to my profession"
At this St.Peter frowned more heavily and made yet another black mark in the register and then asked "Why do you say that all these things were due to your profession, what did your profession have to do with it"
Too which my friend replied "For 60 years I was an entertainer, the only women that I met were actresses and ladies of the night, more latterly an entertainer for children, playing Punch and Judy in the Summer and Father Christmas in the Winter"
With this St.Peter broke into a great pitying smile, erased all the black marks, threw open the gates and said "Come in, come in, you have served more that you time in hell come in"
Originally Posted by Istvan:
“is it only me who thinks that there are far too many precocious kids on the ads, I TOTALLY agree with the ad that ends "Keep away from children" and I can say that with impunity, no fear of heavenly retribution, because on old friend of mine died and went up to the pearly gate, where questioned him before he could be allowed in, yes folks you have pass a test.
St.Peter read from a list and asked him, "Were you always chaste, did you consort with loose women"
My friend replied "I am sorry to say that I was not chaste, did consort with loose women, actress and the sort, but it was due to my profession"
At this St.Peter frowned and made a black mark in the register and then asked "Were always sober and abstemious"
My friend replied "I am sorry to say that I was not always sober and abstemious, for I did drink heavily, but it was due to my profession"
At this St.Peter frowned heavily and made another black mark in the register and then asked, "Did you always attend church every Sunday"
Too which my friend replied "I am sorry to say that I did not always attend church every Sunday, but it was due to my profession"
At this St.Peter frowned more heavily and made yet another black mark in the register and then asked "Why do you say that all these things were due to your profession, what did your profession have to do with it"
Too which my friend replied "For 60 years I was an entertainer, the only women that I met were actresses and ladies of the night, more latterly an entertainer for children, playing Punch and Judy in the Summer and Father Christmas in the Winter"
With this St.Peter broke into a great pitying smile, erased all the black marks, threw open the gates and said "Come in, come in, you have served more that you time in hell come in"”
“is it only me who thinks that there are far too many precocious kids on the ads, I TOTALLY agree with the ad that ends "Keep away from children" and I can say that with impunity, no fear of heavenly retribution, because on old friend of mine died and went up to the pearly gate, where questioned him before he could be allowed in, yes folks you have pass a test.
St.Peter read from a list and asked him, "Were you always chaste, did you consort with loose women"
My friend replied "I am sorry to say that I was not chaste, did consort with loose women, actress and the sort, but it was due to my profession"
At this St.Peter frowned and made a black mark in the register and then asked "Were always sober and abstemious"
My friend replied "I am sorry to say that I was not always sober and abstemious, for I did drink heavily, but it was due to my profession"
At this St.Peter frowned heavily and made another black mark in the register and then asked, "Did you always attend church every Sunday"
Too which my friend replied "I am sorry to say that I did not always attend church every Sunday, but it was due to my profession"
At this St.Peter frowned more heavily and made yet another black mark in the register and then asked "Why do you say that all these things were due to your profession, what did your profession have to do with it"
Too which my friend replied "For 60 years I was an entertainer, the only women that I met were actresses and ladies of the night, more latterly an entertainer for children, playing Punch and Judy in the Summer and Father Christmas in the Winter"
With this St.Peter broke into a great pitying smile, erased all the black marks, threw open the gates and said "Come in, come in, you have served more that you time in hell come in"”
Eh???
Originally Posted by SleepPixie:
“Eh???”
“Eh???
”
when my friend was in heaven he asked if he could come back and visit us, so St.Peter said "Well considering your past YES, but you must take your harp with you and look after it, also be back by mid-night on the same day.
So my friend came back to visit us, we hit the town, the bars the strip shows the discos, including one where we had both worked, run by Fat Sam, all the time he had his harp with him.
Finally as it approached mid-night we said farewell, knowing that it was very unlikely that would would ever meet again, it was unlikely that he would ever be allowed back again and well I doubted that I would get up there.
Just as he was leaving he suddenly realized that he no longer had his harp, as he said "I've left my harp in Fat Sam's disco"
That bloody annoying X Factor trailer with Dermot o'Dreary prancing about with dancers.
Give it a bloody rest.
Give it a bloody rest.
That "Happy Egg Company" ad....I just hate the way that last woman dances, she is so bloody annoying!
Originally Posted by Ess_Bee:
“'Nah, bring it on.'
I wonder if those actors realise how much credibility they've lost doing these awful ads. But I quite miss the moronic son. He somehow made it all 100 times worse, so bad they were compelling!”
“'Nah, bring it on.'
I wonder if those actors realise how much credibility they've lost doing these awful ads. But I quite miss the moronic son. He somehow made it all 100 times worse, so bad they were compelling!”
On the new Tesco ad, where she gets stuck with the bore, I have notice how much weight Ruth Jones has put on. She was so slim a few months back
Originally Posted by SaddlerSteve:
“That bloody annoying X Factor trailer with Dermot o'Dreary prancing about with dancers.
Give it a bloody rest.”
“That bloody annoying X Factor trailer with Dermot o'Dreary prancing about with dancers.
Give it a bloody rest.”
Ant and Dec have been on about 10 times in the last hour
The DFS ad with the knitted people making sofas while the knitted woman says that DFS sofas are made by humans. Weird mixed message there!
Originally Posted by SaddlerSteve:
“That bloody annoying X Factor trailer with Dermot o'Dreary prancing about with dancers.
Give it a bloody rest.”
“That bloody annoying X Factor trailer with Dermot o'Dreary prancing about with dancers.
Give it a bloody rest.”
Yes! 'Giddyanneraa' ...drove me nuts until someone on the X Factor forum section found out for me that it's actually 'Dee Dee Na Na Na' ...still drives me nuts, but at least I know now, and I wasn't the only one that thought it was what I'd mis-heard.
Not enjoying this years X Factor too much anyway.
Originally Posted by McColl:
“Yes! 'Giddyanneraa' ...drove me nuts until someone on the X Factor forum section found out for me that it's actually 'Dee Dee Na Na Na' ...still drives me nuts, but at least I know now, and I wasn't the only one that thought it was what I'd mis-heard.
Not enjoying this years X Factor too much anyway.”
“Yes! 'Giddyanneraa' ...drove me nuts until someone on the X Factor forum section found out for me that it's actually 'Dee Dee Na Na Na' ...still drives me nuts, but at least I know now, and I wasn't the only one that thought it was what I'd mis-heard.
Not enjoying this years X Factor too much anyway.”
That's the short version which is only a few seconds long and is annoying enough but there's also one that goes on for about a minute playing the Saturday Night song with several different clips of him pratting about.
Originally Posted by eviled2010:
“That "Happy Egg Company" ad....I just hate the way that last woman dances, she is so bloody annoying!”
“That "Happy Egg Company" ad....I just hate the way that last woman dances, she is so bloody annoying!
”
Isn't she just?!
Originally Posted by Grouty:
“Coca Cola ones back”
“Coca Cola ones back
”
I remember that ad didn't use to be shown till much nearer Christmas when the holidays really were coming, but now, like everything else, it's getting earlier. Anyway "the holidays" is an American term for the Thanksgiving to Christmas period, we don't have Thanksgiving!
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