well if you were Henry VIII, erm then yes, he did, at with swan necks, but don't try it unless you are sure that the swan is dead

an old friend of mine used to call his Swedish car Vulva, strange really it was a Saab

Hooray! I've heard the Heinz "can song" ad has been banned. This is great news, not for the silly health & safety reason but because it was so bloody annoying.

The Tesco couple are back to annoy us again but where has Ben gone ? Been locked in his room for the festive season or shacked up with the neighbourhood milf he was after ?

It's like a Frankie Boyle sketch or something!

I get the feeling these adverts are supposed to be funny, but they're not.

I find the latest one quite disturbing, a man who seems to be on the autistic spectrum, is obsessing about something or other in great detail, and the mother is trying to get away from him, them lumps her husband with him? what happened to the season of goodwill? they both try to escape his conversation.

I find the whole thing very sad

I've now seen ads for Crooner albums from Len Goodman & Bradley Walsh anyone else releasing these kind of albums for Christmas? What a load of rubbish

Yes and that annoying grin Goodman has.

Definitely bargin bin albums.

One for Nan I reckon

I come too

You'll get one when it appears in the bargain bin.

Yeah because I had no idea toilet roll was meant for that(!)

There's a line and it's crossed, I don't want to hear kids talking about wiping their arses.

Currently, anything without James Corden in is a Godsend, much need relief!

My God, the worst thing about that Sainsbury's advert is you KNOW that the smug little prick really does fancy the idea of cloning himself .

Here's a dilemma, if there was a fire, and James Corden and Rylan were inside, and you HAD to save one, which one would it be? Stuff like that really keeps me up an night worrying

one can just see it "Now come on kids say something silly, then mummy will get lots of money"

[quote=koantemplation;84676644]Yes and that annoying grin Goodman has

Very false man....

Not sure of the company.
its that Mobile phone one. and the parrot sticks the paper in the salespersons mouth.
They pay all that money to be on TV, and that's the VERY best they can do?

Tis' the season for best of CD's.

Alexander Armstrong

OK enough already, we get it, it's JAPANESE sour milk, enough with Japanese sayings,

Every year at Christmas we get albums from Cliff Richard, bloody Daniel O'Donnell and other abominations like the ones you mentioned. There is also another awful-sounding album of classics out by Bill Turnbull as well to compound the misery. I mean, does anyone actually really want to listen to this depressing stuff at Christmas, of all times? And to think, it is supposed to be the "season to be jolly"! I am surprised that we haven't had the latest effort from bloody Foster And Allen to torment us again yet. As you say, I think music like this fits squarely into the "what shall we buy grandma this year" category.

Albums strictly for the over-60s and every year we get more like this. Though, to be honest, I doubt even my own mother would enjoy this sort of crap and she is over 70!!

There's one out now being flogged by Elaine Page with songs from musicals. No thanks! I'm 68 and the CD's on my Wish List are by One Republic, Olly Murs , Tom Chaplin and Imagine Dragons.

What is the point of them?

I thought he was singing the songs not that they were his favourites.

I'm enjoying the Hugh Dennis voice overs for the Currys ads.
Its like everything he says is in inverted commas, and he's thinking "Really?"

So do I, at first I thought it was a poor Little Britain sketch or something
I get what you mean about the possible autism But its showing how the food can shut the boring bloke up apparently