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Isn't the one going out on the date meant to be the other one's mother?
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Malteasers advert, as usual man is made to look stupid by allegedly having an affair because you know, only men have affairs obviously, if it was the other way round they'd be up roar.
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For another reason to hate that Weetabix Drink advert, a 250ml serving of the Vanilla flavour contains 20g of sugar. A can of full fat coke - a slightly larger 330ml can has 35g of sugar...
And they promote this shite for breakfast... |
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And now Clearscore. Can you guess what the main complaint is going to be? Yep, she speaks to her boyfriend in such a nasty, dismissive tone whilst at the same time using his head as a footrest, quite aggressively too at one point. Then the talking dog.
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Normal Weetabix messes with my gut as it is, so I dread to think what a liquid version would do!
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"poo stains!?" (shouted louder than the rest of the advert, right at the start.)
Always seems to come on when I'm eating.
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This might make me sound completely heartless, but the latest Cancer Research tripe is really starting to boil my pee.
I watch 4OD regularly and literally, at the beginning of every show and set of adverts throughout; It's to help the magic medicine go onto mummy hehehehehehe SORRY It's not scary is it? Mummy has to go and have her special tablets now... I've seen the advert so many times that I've typed the above script off the top of my head. FFS Cancer Research! I'm assuming these adverts are an appeal for money? but how much money has it cost you to have this advert shown on every single advert slot for the last week (at least)??? |
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It's to help the magic medicine go onto mummy
hehehehehehe SORRY It's not scary is it? Mummy has to go and have her special tablets now...
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I don't want to offend any Welsh people here, but is there any reason why a Royal London advert on cover for funeral costs is delivered by a Welshman? Nothing wrong with the Welsh accent per se, it just seems too perky and bright for this particular advert.
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You can't stop the little darlings from doing anything they want these days!!!!
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That malteasers advert with the woman talking about her boyfriend cheating and how he'll have to live with his mum now or something.
Just another advert portraying men in a bad light, plus she's needlessly smug, doesn't seem at all upset and uses malteasers to explain it to him. I think he's better off without the crazy bint if you ask me ![]() I'm thinking we should have a yorkie advert (the only chocolate men eat, apparently) with a guy flicking bits of yorkie around a café because he's kicking his girlfriend out for cheating. |
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Whenever you get upset by the portrayal of men in adverts it's worth remembering that advertising is one of the most male dominated industries out there.
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Whenever you get upset by the portrayal of men in adverts it's worth remembering that advertising is one of the most male dominated industries out there.
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Love Honey "The sexual happiness people!"
Terrible ad with the "couple" (actors) discussing their sex life in the manner one would discuss choosing wallpaper. Ok, to be fair I don't know what would be a better way to market this sort of thing, but probably a bit of humour wouldn't have gone amiss. This ad makes me cringe...euucch, possibly 'cause it kinda makes you imagine that smug looking berk getting aroused - "Darling - I'm arriving!" |
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Whenever you get upset by the portrayal of men in adverts it's worth remembering that advertising is one of the most male dominated industries out there.
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It's like the washing powder advert when the kids come in covered from head to toe in muck and the mother smiles benignly, or the one where a filthy mud covered dog jumps all over the white furnishings, and the owner is not in the least bothered
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I don't want to offend any Welsh people here, but is there any reason why a Royal London advert on cover for funeral costs is delivered by a Welshman? Nothing wrong with the Welsh accent per se, it just seems too perky and bright for this particular advert.
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This might make me sound completely heartless, but the latest Cancer Research tripe is really starting to boil my pee.
I watch 4OD regularly and literally, at the beginning of every show and set of adverts throughout; FFS Cancer Research! I'm assuming these adverts are an appeal for money? but how much money has it cost you to have this advert shown on every single advert slot for the last week (at least)??? Quote:
Totally agree. Also, why on earth are they hanging the curtain rails with the curtains already attached? Makes the job heavier and much more awkward than hanging the curtains when the rails are in place.
Still, without the "son" at least there are only two annoying, moronic tw*ts in the ads now. A pile of "fist pump" ... ![]() Annoying too, because I like the 2 actors, and this ad is really putting me off them! Quote:
Quite. And only a halfwit (I love that word, by the way
) would believe there's anything remotely genuine about these "blogger" adverts. I refer you to the hideous Vanish "tip exchange" adverts and rest my case.Quote:
Yet another new, mawkish "time-lapse" family ad, this time from IKEA. Can't bloody stand 'em!
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The stroppy kid, "MUMS THERES NO HOT WATER AGAIN!"
Well listen here you disrespectful shit, if you got off your ******* lazy ass and did something instead of sitting there and moaning. Does your dad or me moan about the cold water? ![]() Quote:
The Dacia car advert with the bloke singing
Hey im going to get you to, Another one drives the duster My top 5 most HATED ads... The Andrex ad....... if you don't use Andrex, your bum will have shit left on it! I feel as clean as a squid. Annoying little c**t! ![]() And the SCS ad with the silly gimme five cow on it. I want to smash her face in. The ad where the girl spits her teeth out. GROSSSSS!!! Why is it always on at mealtimes?! And the available car ad annoys me with the girl with the ridiculous teeth and the horrible voice, with the weirdest accent. G-tech air ram. That ad needs to just die in a hole. Worst. ad. ever!!! |
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Lorraine Kelly with her fake giggly gurning as she dances on the spot..and giggles again. All to the tune of Teenage Dreams...God, I hate this planet sometimes.
Also anything that mentions 'fist pump'. Ad agencies are the devils's work. |
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Terrible ad with the "couple" (actors) discussing their sex life
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... Some of the people on those ads have disgusting filthy floors/worktops/toilets. My house never gets a QUARTER as grubby. Dirty gits!
![]() ) and even these were nowhere close to what is demonstrated and yet somehow take a damn sight more elbow-grease to clean.Quote:
Stupid ad, a good song ruined, and a VERRRRY stupid name for a car!
I think they have to keep repeating that because most people like me are thick and originally assumed it was pronounced "day-see-ah"...
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The stroppy kid, "MUMS THERES NO HOT WATER AGAIN!"
Well listen here you disrespectful shit, if you got off your ******* lazy ass and did something instead of sitting there and moaning. Does your dad or me moan about the cold water? Quote:
Horrible ad. The boiler's packed up, so let's go to a payday loan company.
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That malteasers advert with the woman talking about her boyfriend cheating and how he'll have to live with his mum now or something.
Just another advert portraying men in a bad light, plus she's needlessly smug, doesn't seem at all upset and uses malteasers to explain it to him. I think he's better off without the crazy bint if you ask me ![]() |
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Lorraine Kelly with her fake giggly gurning as she dances on the spot..and giggles again. All to the tune of Teenage Dreams...God, I hate this planet sometimes.
Also anything that mentions 'fist pump'. Ad agencies are the devils's work. |
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"Jollifaustin" or whatever their stupid and pointless name is pisses me off more than Aviva's desperation to turn their app into an "event"
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I think they have to keep repeating that because most people like me are thick and originally assumed it was pronounced "day-see-ah"...
Although in reality May claims he really does like this car if you judge it as a small, cheaper family run-a-round or city car. |
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Teenage Kicks. And why does it always cut out half way through the: "I wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight" bit?
![]() Poor Undertones, being the soundtrack for Kelly's prancing about flogging frumpy tat.
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Fat face Corden with his annoying '10-year olds' voice narrating the tedious Aviva challenge...who on Earth cares who wins a made-up competition written for a bunch of actors??
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It's like the washing powder advert when the kids come in covered from head to toe in muck and the mother smiles benignly, or the one where a filthy mud covered dog jumps all over the white furnishings, and the owner is not in the least bothered
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