Istvan - you're on top form, again!!

the "teenage" son from the Tesco ad didn't even make the Christmas day meal..
guess that's one mystery solved he's in jail never to be spoken of again

Ugh, the Head and Shoulders one.

I've sussed it - they're eating Freddie in the latest Christmas ad. Freddie is Christmas dinner.

Is that the special needs son? He is probably still at his residential school.

KFC's Brexit Nativity, with those two teachers munching ridiculously on those bloody "Christmas Burgers", as that silly old Colonel Sanders style voice talks bollox.

Oh God, was he the one who asked the store worker if she was gluten free?

The Branson pickle advert, where the token gormless Dad is shown doing various things badly, but in the end we learn that while he can't do much right but can manage to make a cheese sandwich.

I wouldn't. In fact, I once had my bum pinched in a nightclub. It was a bloke who then pretended to blame it on his girlfriend. I said I knew it was him.

When you get to a certain age, you take what you can get


He's in the cellar, chained to the radiator.

Yes, made me squirm as the poor boy/man isn't quite the ticket. The ones with him in were painful to watch.

Having your bum pinch is nothing like having your breasts squeezed or v***na touched. Even if your clothed im sure its very unpleasant.

Or the last Christmas one where he bought a packet of turkey slices for Christmas dinner.

Not just any cheese sandwich, a .... oh, wait ... wrong ad.

The Tesco son comes across as a Cambridge don compared to many people on this forum.

tough break losing the Tesco gig
they really gave you terrible scripts and direction

lol the Tesco Adverts seem to bring out the dark side in everyone who watches
they got it so wrong, when you think they launched this new campaign on the back
of the problems they were in.

The flippin' Tesco ad (again!), where she's worrying if she's cooked the turkey properly, and he's worrying that he's sharpening the carving knife properly! How old are they? How many Christmas dinners have they hosted? I know what I'd like to do with that knife!

Iceland and the stomach churning Father Christmas. He looks nothing like Santa

With an obvious cast of scripted actors at their Christmas dinner.

Any perfume or aftershave advert but especially the ones for Chloe, Invictus and Mark Jacobs Decadence.

I find that one the least offensive of their ads, mainly because of her "yes" at the end; just one word, but which speaks volumes.

He looks like a serial killer.

The ad for some "party" food where the woman tries to get rid of the boring bloke nattering on about bins. He looks as if he belongs in a Little Britain sketch.

T K Maxx, the ridiculous gargling granny, the teenager whose voice is breaking. Awful, just awful