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"Andrex wants everyone to feel as clean as a man called David "
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"Andrex wants everyone to feel as clean as a man called David "
These adverts make no sense whatsoever and yet again the adult (teacher?) is almost in hysterics at what the child says. Repeating it (again) as if it is the funniest thing they have ever heard. Although my one-woman boycott of Andrex wipes fell at the first hurdle. Refusing to buy any in last weeks online shop, I got the supermarket own brand instead. Only to read that they were not suitable for use with septic tanks. Does anyone know of any others that are? I don't want to bung the system up! Ooops, typo. Edited as my keys appear to have swapped places again... |
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Who could stand a minute of James Corden period .
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Seeing some of the ads, some come with a free orgasm
![]() ![]() Cunningly disguised though, well done
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"Andrex wants everyone to feel as clean as a man called David "
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"Now come on children, say something stupid so that mummy will get a nice big fee"
Anyway back to wanting to be as clean as David. Doesn't anyone think it's sinister? Who is this man called David and how does said kiddie "know" how clean he is, y'know, down there? The teacher shouldn't be laughing, she should be concerned. |
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Haven't you already said that on this thread? Well somebody did. Word for word n'all.
Anyway back to wanting to be as clean as David. Doesn't anyone think it's sinister? Who is this man called David and how does said kiddie "know" how clean he is, y'know, down there? The teacher shouldn't be laughing, she should be concerned.
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As someone who REALLY gets p**sed off with bad speech and grammar etc, I can't stand the advert for the Co-Op where the girls says "We go ow an abow"
It's "ouT anD about" FFS ! If a word has the letter T in it, PRONOUNCE THE LETTER T !!
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As someone who REALLY gets p**sed off with bad speech and grammar etc, I can't stand the advert for the Co-Op where the girls says "We go ow an abow"
It's "ouT anD about" FFS ! If a word has the letter T in it, PRONOUNCE THE LETTER T !! ![]() |
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As someone who REALLY gets p**sed off with bad speech and grammar etc, I can't stand the advert for the Co-Op where the girls says "We go ow an abow"
It's "ouT anD about" FFS ! If a word has the letter T in it, PRONOUNCE THE LETTER T !! ![]()
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Every time an advert for a CD comes on I turn to hubby and say 'I don't want that one!' He bought me a dire CD one year for my birthday, and he's never lived it down.
![]() ![]() I was in my 30's at the time and it was a shock to realise my own mother didn't know me at all. I didn't want to hurt her feelings so I played it whilst wearing a rictus grin that seized up my facial muscles for a week. As soon as she went home I threw it in the bin. Scarred for life!
Last edited by laineythenomad : 08-12-2016 at 17:15. Reason: Bliddy kindle has a mind of its own |
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You think that's bad (I'm going into Monty Python mode lol) my mum once gave me a Barry Manilow album for Christmas
![]() ![]() I was in my 30's at the time and it was a shock to realise my own mother didn't know me at all. I didn't want to hurt her feelings so I played it whilst wearing a rictus grin that seized up my facial muscles for a week. As soon as she went home I threw it in the bin. Scarred for life!
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Apparently it's the "in" thing to jilt someone at your wedding. It's aspirational
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I really dislike the Andrex ad, it is stupid
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.... the man pronounced the word street as shreet. There is no 'h' in street
![]() Listen to the Sugarbabes' "Stronger", or Shtronger, as they sing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ7iZ-cxyA0 No, that's not the slightest bit annoying, is it?
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"Ah, what a heartwarming example of religious tolerance", thinks absolutely no-one. I think it's for kneepads.
---- Those of you who are familiar with the Derek and Clive track "Hello Colin" may well have a rude word pop into your head when the Priest pauses at the door having said goodbye to the Imam. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3ROYnfK-ro It is a VERY rude word. |
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I really dislike the Andrex ad, it is stupid
As for the advert being "stupid" aren't about 95% of all TV adverts stupid? But I do agree this ad is more stupid than most.
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Some woman "releasing her inner smug", I hate smug people in adverts at the best of times.
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Romancing the 60s, is for about 30 cd,s of 60s love songs, it's one of those terrible night time adverts that go on for about 45 minutes..... The two presenters waffle through the most inane script imaginable, going over the same rubbish with different words and filling with crap lines like "60s love songs could be loving, sad, happy, cool, intense, nice, cute, fluffy, groovy etc. But most of you will never see this unless you're an insomniac who can't find the remote.
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That's getting to be a common affectation; shtreet, shtroke, shtress. I've even heard it on BBC radio when they do the travel news.
Listen to the Sugarbabes' "Stronger", or Shtronger, as they sing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ7iZ-cxyA0 No, that's not the slightest bit annoying, is it? ![]()
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Apparently it's the "in" thing to jilt someone at your wedding. It's aspirational
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You think that's bad (I'm going into Monty Python mode lol) my mum once gave me a Barry Manilow album for Christmas
![]() ![]() I was in my 30's at the time and it was a shock to realise my own mother didn't know me at all. I didn't want to hurt her feelings so I played it whilst wearing a rictus grin that seized up my facial muscles for a week. As soon as she went home I threw it in the bin. Scarred for life!My mate always had a downer on Des O'Connor (mainly aping the Morecambe & Wise digs at him) and so one year I bought every Des LP I saw at every car boot I went to and ended up giving him a 24-LP set one Christmas. Luckily, he saw the joke. |
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To be fair Barry is just one voice (singing in the darkness)
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You think that's bad (I'm going into Monty Python mode lol) my mum once gave me a Barry Manilow album for Christmas
![]() ![]() I was in my 30's at the time and it was a shock to realise my own mother didn't know me at all. I didn't want to hurt her feelings so I played it whilst wearing a rictus grin that seized up my facial muscles for a week. As soon as she went home I threw it in the bin. Scarred for life!I saw the sinister Santa in an advert last night. I have seen him mentioned on here a few times, any by god he is scary. If I saw him shimmying down my chimney on Christmas Eve I would take a baseball bat to him. I have no idea what he is advertising, I was just fixated on his face. |
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That's getting to be a common affectation; shtreet, shtroke, shtress. I've even heard it on BBC radio when they do the travel news.
Listen to the Sugarbabes' "Stronger", or Shtronger, as they sing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ7iZ-cxyA0 No, that's not the slightest bit annoying, is it? ![]() Pile of sit if you ask me.
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