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The woman in the advert WILL probably end up being knocked up a 20 year old PC
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"Alexa, play my rainy day playlist" said no one in real life - ever.
Noticed the one about the Dog has vanished, Maybe they finally twigged if he actually cared about the dog he wouldn't bloody need to ask that thing when its back from the Vets |
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I don't know I sent it back because it was empty and never got charged.
Apparently the chicken, being what it is, had run away. The lesson here is that there's no point having a lid if there's a hole to escape through. |
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The Argos ad advertising a 'FitBit Charge HR'
Absolutely 100% sounds like the woman says ''Fit Bitch Arge HR'' The way she says it, all in one go. She makes no attempt to distinguish the ending of 'bit' and the beginning of 'charge'. I have to do a double take every time it's on in the background! |
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I've bought a FitBit, I've logged up half a mile, not much you say, but then I've only had it for a week
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Your kettle is clearly too far from your armchair
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Morrisons "Maca-Rons!....oh piss off you pretentious gits!
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Jo Brand used to tell how when she was told by her
Doctor to do something to make her slightly breathless, she started smoking again! |
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Oh the latest one from Tescos, all round the table ready for turkey
"Would you like a ..." "YES" where are your manners, what ever happened to "Please". My god, my mother would have thrashed me black and blue with a reply like that. "What do we say" and god help you if you didn't say "thank you" What a wonderful role model |
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Oh the latest one from Tescos, all round the table ready for turkey
"Would you like a ..." "YES" where are your manners, what ever happened to "Please". My god, my mother would have thrashed me black and blue with a reply like that. "What do we say" and god help you if you didn't say "thank you" What a wonderful role model Dont tell me Ben Miller and Ruth Jones cant stand him as well
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Oh the latest one from Tescos, all round the table ready for turkey
"Would you like a ..." "YES" where are your manners, what ever happened to "Please". My god, my mother would have thrashed me black and blue with a reply like that. "What do we say" and god help you if you didn't say "thank you" What a wonderful role model |
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....... and then she looks away and he makes no attempt to pour a drink.😁
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All the ads where a person is holding a burger. No one holds them like that
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Morrisons "Maca-Rons!....oh piss off you pretentious gits!
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There is this Laptop ad right now done by Microsoft, and this woman at the end says "My goal is to change the way the world walks"........i'm fine with the way i walk thanks, i really don't think it can be improved on.
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I'm confused (it doesn't take a lot these days), why exactly are they now advertising Heathrow? Has it become a destination in itself? Will we all be setting off in our charabancs to spend the day there like its the new Alton Towers? What's the point?
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There is this Laptop ad right now done by Microsoft, and this woman at the end says "My goal is to change the way the world walks"........i'm fine with the way i walk thanks, i really don't think it can be improved on.
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One of a girl yodelling in another 'live vido' advert - I was waiting for the punch-line, when either (a) it stopped, which is the best bit of yodelling or (b) literally*, because it went on too long and even an innocent bystander would have been driven to act. A great many smartphones have surely died this way. Unless it's one of those challenges, see how long you can stand the racket? Quote:
I'm confused (it doesn't take a lot these days), why exactly are they now advertising Heathrow?
Or possibly the ad is not aimed at the likes of us, but at the owners of e.g. sock rack, tie shop, top coats, panty lines etc, to entice them into having a franchise within their hallowed halls. * actually no, but a disclaimer here anyway because there's always someone who wouldn't spot a non-serious remark for comedic effect even if it had massive green hair and poured a bowl of custard down their trousers. |
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Chanel No5: Gaunt looking model strolls around pulling her best Zoolander faces to a song that sounds like it was knocked up on a 20 year old PC
Ebay: Dad and son listen to same song which son remarks "sounds much better on vinyl", but it in fact just sounds like something knocked up on a 20 year old PC Always: Woman DJ “As a woman I can either step aside or step up the game”… cos only women can do this, obviously... and as for her “defying expectations”, if the backing music is anything to go by, let’s just say her set sounds like something knocked up on a 20 year old PC. |
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Oh the latest one from Tescos, all round the table ready for turkey
"Would you like a ..." "YES" where are your manners, what ever happened to "Please". My god, my mother would have thrashed me black and blue with a reply like that. "What do we say" and god help you if you didn't say "thank you" What a wonderful role model
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Isn't the Chanel no.5 model Johnny Depp's daughter?
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How come the Son or is it the Nephew was not invited for Christmas dinner
Dont tell me Ben Miller and Ruth Jones cant stand him as well ![]()
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The John Paul Gaultier perfume ad., where the female pats the bloke's backside at the end. Imagine the uproar if it was the other way round.
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