I see what you did there, haha

Truly cant think of a more pointless item.
Noticed the one about the Dog has vanished, Maybe they finally twigged if he actually cared about the dog he wouldn't bloody need to ask that thing when its back from the Vets

you mean there really HAD had chicken in there, most unusual for those places

I've bought a FitBit, I've logged up half a mile, not much you say, but then I've only had it for a week

Your kettle is clearly too far from your armchair

my daughter is a nurse, she told me that I had to do something each day that got me slightly out of breath, I asked if getting out of a chair counted

Morrisons "Maca-Rons!....oh piss off you pretentious gits!

Jo Brand used to tell how when she was told by her
Doctor to do something to make her slightly breathless,
she started smoking again!

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Oh the latest one from Tescos, all round the table ready for turkey
"Would you like a ..."
"YES"
where are your manners, what ever happened to "Please".
My god, my mother would have thrashed me black and blue with a reply like that.
"What do we say" and god help you if you didn't say "thank you"

What a wonderful role model

How come the Son or is it the Nephew was not invited for Christmas dinner

Dont tell me Ben Miller and Ruth Jones cant stand him as well

....... and then she looks away and he makes no attempt to pour a drink.😁

It's confusing. Maybe that's the point of the ad - Christmas is a confusing time of year? I can relate to that...

All the ads where a person is holding a burger. No one holds them like that

I've always called them 'Maca roons'.

There is this Laptop ad right now done by Microsoft, and this woman at the end says "My goal is to change the way the world walks"........i'm fine with the way i walk thanks, i really don't think it can be improved on.

I'm confused (it doesn't take a lot these days), why exactly are they now advertising Heathrow? Has it become a destination in itself? Will we all be setting off in our charabancs to spend the day there like its the new Alton Towers? What's the point?

And I hate her hairstyle.

One of a girl yodelling in another 'live vido' advert - I was waiting for the punch-line, when either (a) it stopped, which is the best bit of yodelling or (b) literally*, because it went on too long and even an innocent bystander would have been driven to act. A great many smartphones have surely died this way.
Unless it's one of those challenges, see how long you can stand the racket?


Silly question, obviously they want you to buy another runway!

Or possibly the ad is not aimed at the likes of us, but at the owners of e.g. sock rack, tie shop, top coats, panty lines etc, to entice them into having a franchise within their hallowed halls.





* actually no, but a disclaimer here anyway because there's always someone who wouldn't spot a non-serious remark for comedic effect even if it had massive green hair and poured a bowl of custard down their trousers.

Isn't the Chanel no.5 model Johnny Depp's daughter?

think she was just saying it like that because she was gagging for some cheap Tesco plonk after wondering if she had poisoned all her guests! Lol (Don't think the sight of her husband giving her a good beating for not saying please would go down too well at the lunch table though).

Featured in sidebars for a while but only recently able to sign contracts, far from unique in that respect, AIUI though I could well be wrong! (I dare say an actual check of the sidebar archives might be more accurate than an a mere cynical impression).

He had to make way for Mr Token

The John Paul Gaultier perfume ad., where the female pats the bloke's backside at the end. Imagine the uproar if it was the other way round.