Explains why they all seemed near death on the sofas leaving the dog to demolish the remaining evidence.

or even be one

oy, some of us only get turkey feet and chips for xmas lunch, people like me, Bill Kerr and Tony Hancock

I loved the one some years back, where the daughter kept on telling her mother about how great her best friend's mother was, "My best friend's mother never does itlike that" "My best friend's mother always does this" "My best friend's mother says" the mother's answer was an absolute pip, "Good for her" and then carries on drinking

It's been said many times already, but that nasty Maltesers advert with the disabled lady. And they keep playing it. It's the worst advert that I've seen in a long time. It's actually put me off buying Maltesers.

The Park advert is awful too, but at least that one won't go on for too long.

Because it dries the hell out of my skin; SLS and my skin don't mix.

Any ad that features one line from a song over and over, like M&S with one audio line from Rather Be, which I think she also sang.


Him: OI! MARVELLOUS!

Me: ....SHUT UP!

/hits mute


PMSL!


The Halifax man to Fred Flinstone: "Can I help you?"

Unlikely, since he's a cartoon and not a real person.


"Give us all your money that you're saving for Xmas 2017, and if we go bust in the meantime, you're stuffed!"

but so was John Major and somehow he got to be Prime Minister

Ah, that explains the bit about the top lip!

Well that's alright because the Halifax man isn't a real Halifax man!

Why is it adverts always have to show kids talking down to their parents?

Id never let a kid be the boss of me!

Oh that Malteesers advert yeah it is a bit silly. So its ok for a person to attack someone else as long as shes disabled its perfectly ok.

Yeah whatever Malteesers.

That ad does my bloody head in all this holding the hand everywhere. Looks damn dangerous on a water slide. You could break the childs arm if shes not careful.

got no teen-aged kids then, actually teen-aged step kids are even worse, they no how to play the "You're not my father" and try to drive wedge in the relationship, I lost three live-in relationships and an actual marriage to that

all right then, what IS the name on his head in the Tesco ad, I haven't got 94" screen HD TV so I can not read it the label, of course if there was any fairness in this world it would be "Wally"

On national tv? and that is an assumption you're making.
I don't do that.

Oh! - so that's what it is ...drives me mad with it's plinckety plink!

Barbie!

Victim blaming!!! I'm calling the Guardian!

The one that says Made
Something to do with unboxing
No idea what that is all about, just noisy and irritating

DeLorean magazine one
Good luck to anyone paying all that out and having to build it for 2.5 years
Another watchdog story in a few years

Not to mention what he got up to Edwina Currie. That alone should have disbarred him from the human race, let alone being prime minister.

Aw that's sad. My two boys asked if they could call my second husband 'Dad' when they were still quite young. 'On three conditions' he said. '1) You always remember who your real dad is, 2) I can discipline you like a dad, 3) You NEVER throw it up to me that I'm not your real dad'. They accepted. They're in their forties now, and still adore him.

The one advert really annoying me at the moment is the car advert where he's sending his girlfriend pictures of letters. How thick is she not to be able to spell out what it says until he sends it all together on the same message?

Also - sales sales sales galore. A special mention to the Next advert we had on. Ive been to many a Next sale and it's nowhere near that civilised

thanks

Edwina was a VERY sexy woman, no matter how she was portray, or what she has done, I met her at Bisley and she certainly had emormous sex appeal