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Old 31-12-2016, 18:36
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Aw that's sad. My two boys asked if they could call my second husband 'Dad' when they were still quite young. 'On three conditions' he said. '1) You always remember who your real dad is, 2) I can discipline you like a dad, 3) You NEVER throw it up to me that I'm not your real dad'. They accepted. They're in their forties now, and still adore him.
A very wise man.
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Old 31-12-2016, 18:39
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Edwina was a VERY sexy woman, no matter how she was portray, or what she has done, I met her at Bisley and she certainly had emormous sex appeal
Don't let them egg you on about Edwina Istvan ...
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Old 31-12-2016, 19:15
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Oak Furnitureland already having another f***ing sale!
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Old 31-12-2016, 19:58
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Always panty liners - there's no such thing as a sensitive bladder, you've gotta leaky bladder, so have I! Why can't they be honest about their own bodies? 😁
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Old 31-12-2016, 20:56
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That ad does my bloody head in all this holding the hand everywhere. Looks damn dangerous on a water slide. You could break the childs arm if shes not careful.
But then they'll stop following you round. So, every cloud...

Oak Furnitureland already having another f***ing sale!
And still claiming everything's 100% solid oak!
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Old 31-12-2016, 21:16
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The Oxo stock pot advert when they've forgotten Jan is coming round for dinner.
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Old 31-12-2016, 22:07
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That Maltesers advert, you know the one I'm referring to.
It makes me feel sick. It's just wrong on every level.
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Old 31-12-2016, 22:58
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The House of Frazer sale ad., with the drunken woman in a fluffy coat lurching across our screen. What's that about?
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Old 31-12-2016, 23:11
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Can you please stop singing on adverts

Please stop singing

Im being nice here
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Old 01-01-2017, 04:55
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I appear to be the only person with this opinion, but I like the Oak Furnitureland adverts, if at the very least, just for the harmlessly terrible humour/storylines.

^definite agreement with the above post - why does every advert...every, single, advert...have to have a song on it? It's either a terribly covered song, even down to obscure songs which you once liked before the ads came along, or it's just some damn awful, terrible made up song that makes me never want to touch their product.

To be honest, individual adverts are on THAT often now, the song could be the best version of the least annoying song ever, but it grates after the first 53 times in one week...
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Old 01-01-2017, 08:25
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Always panty liners - there's no such thing as a sensitive bladder, you've gotta leaky bladder, so have I! Why can't they be honest about their own bodies? 😁
"there's no such thing as a sensitive"? you've never had prostate cancer then?
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Old 01-01-2017, 08:30
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The Oxo stock pot advert when they've forgotten Jan is coming round for dinner.
another typical teenager, "I just did" yeah about 3-4 hours later, now the other way around, "Oh your friend rang to say he'll meet you tonight",
"Why didn't you tell me"
"I just did"
"HOW could you, you've ruined my life, I'll NEVER speak to you again"

erm so not ALL bad then
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Old 01-01-2017, 08:33
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The House of Frazer sale ad., with the drunken woman in a fluffy coat lurching across our screen. What's that about?
that wasn't an ad, that was Sally Smedley from Globe Link News
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Old 01-01-2017, 09:16
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that wasn't an ad, that was Sally Smedley from Globe Link News

Happy New Year everyone! I thought I'd start off 2017 by being less grumpy, then thought 'Nah, sod it'. Anyway, that Coca Cola ad where they're all chugging back that horrible fizzy stuff straight from the bottle. I don't care if it's zero sugar, it's poison! And I want to do a mammoth burp afterwards as well!
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Old 01-01-2017, 11:00
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Happy New Year everyone! I thought I'd start off 2017 by being less grumpy, then thought 'Nah, sod it'. Anyway, that Coca Cola ad where they're all chugging back that horrible fizzy stuff straight from the bottle. I don't care if it's zero sugar, it's poison! And I want to do a mammoth burp afterwards as well!
I'm reasonably sure it's impossible to chug that stuff from the bottle like that without it doing some major fizz-up and spilling everywhere and going right up your nose, unless it's artificially flattened or it's a completely misleading representation of product use and therefore should be banned.

But in their favour, I don't recall seeing the one they had with the trucks and the audio-psycho-programming background repeating 'holidays are coming' chant to really embed the whole 'advert experience' into the subconscious and I wonder how many people still struggle to de-infest themselves of that evil.
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Old 01-01-2017, 11:29
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I appear to be the only person with this opinion, but I like the Oak Furnitureland adverts, if at the very least, just for the harmlessly terrible humour/storylines.
"First of all, pay NO interest!"
(young lad looks elsewhere, permanently)

/sharpens the axe...
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Old 01-01-2017, 12:46
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I'm reasonably sure it's impossible to chug that stuff from the bottle like that without it doing some major fizz-up and spilling everywhere and going right up your nose, unless it's artificially flattened or it's a completely misleading representation of product use and therefore should be banned.

But in their favour, I don't recall seeing the one they had with the trucks and the audio-psycho-programming background repeating 'holidays are coming' chant to really embed the whole 'advert experience' into the subconscious and I wonder how many people still struggle to de-infest themselves of that evil.
I love that advert Doesn't feel like Christmas without it and missed it last year
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Old 01-01-2017, 12:50
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I love that advert Doesn't feel like Christmas without it and missed it last year
Your name vill go on ze list
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Old 01-01-2017, 13:29
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Your name vill go on ze list
Don't tell him grimtales!!
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Old 01-01-2017, 15:06
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Don't tell him grimtales!!
: Very good
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Old 01-01-2017, 15:29
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Oak Furnitureland already having another f***ing sale!
Getting into DFS territory that is
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Old 01-01-2017, 16:41
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A new Credit Score with him in the bath but the lazy cow has actually got off her arse in this one.
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Old 01-01-2017, 17:52
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I'm pretty sure they killed and cooked him for Christmas dinner.
If they did, I'm sure Ruth Jones would have eaten it.
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Old 01-01-2017, 18:35
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Quorn 'mince' and 'chicken pieces'. Er.... no!
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Old 02-01-2017, 01:08
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The one that says Made
Something to do with unboxing
No idea what that is all about, just noisy and irritating
It's about "oh eee oh oh, eee oh oh" or some such stupid song and dancing on boxes with the name "mode" on them. Then they say TV adverts are made to make people buy -- What? mode, what the hell is it supposed to be.

At last though we are spared that dreadful M & S "plinkitty plonk plonk plonk" advert, the worst Christmas TV advert of all.
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