Originally Posted by albion-mad-nick:
“Can't be the only one seeing the irony in this sentence?”
“Can't be the only one seeing the irony in this sentence?”
No, you're not!
While I'm here, all those diet ads. Typical post Christmas annoyance.
Worst advert on TV at the moment (Part 12)
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Originally Posted by laineythenomad:
“Don't you mean Twade Descwiptions Act?!”
“Don't you mean Twade Descwiptions Act?!”
good morning Kwipke, how's things Barwy
Originally Posted by barbeler:
“Companies which are too stupid to change their American ads for English audiences. That one for Lenor air fresheners where the stupid woman keeps going on about keeping a fresh closet.”
“Companies which are too stupid to change their American ads for English audiences. That one for Lenor air fresheners where the stupid woman keeps going on about keeping a fresh closet.”
I know a few people who have come out of there
Originally Posted by nan_tha:
“We all time-travel, all the time.
”
“We all time-travel, all the time.
”
yes I have travel all the way from 1939 and I wish that I could travel back to 1945
Originally Posted by mikemold:
“I thought they couldn't be far off”
“I thought they couldn't be far off”
yes here it is January and still no offers of Pantomine
Originally Posted by dave_windows:
“Virgin Advert
"We are the masters of TV"
No your bloody not! Your a stupid little child!
You dont dictate to the parents”
“Virgin Advert
"We are the masters of TV"
No your bloody not! Your a stupid little child!
You dont dictate to the parents”
yeah why did they stop capital punishment for kids like that one, What I mean corporal 'punishment, no not for that one I don't
Originally Posted by patricia50:
“Cleaner than a man called David. Hate this ad and I know it's probably because I can't stand anything with precocious kids whether it be ads or talent shows or films ( with the exception of one or two such as Home Alone)”
“Cleaner than a man called David. Hate this ad and I know it's probably because I can't stand anything with precocious kids whether it be ads or talent shows or films ( with the exception of one or two such as Home Alone)”
Hate this ad with a passion!
It's the womans stupid creepy grin at the end I cant stand as well
Originally Posted by DVDfever:
“In the summer, there was Pokemon Go, which got the kids outside, but then the weather turned.”
“In the summer, there was Pokemon Go, which got the kids outside, but then the weather turned.”
Still have their damn phones in their hands though.
Ride a bike, Run about, Climb things, fall, cut youself etc. Out in ALL weather. THATS a childhood to me!
Originally Posted by barbeler:
“Not in my part of Britain it isn't. If a kid said it to me they'd get their fanny kicked.”
“Not in my part of Britain it isn't. If a kid said it to me they'd get their fanny kicked.”
or their tockes even
Originally Posted by albion-mad-nick:
“Can't be the only one seeing the irony in this sentence?”
“Can't be the only one seeing the irony in this sentence?”
REALLY!!!, from ME the ad seemed more like real life, or what kids thought was real life
Originally Posted by 001_ATLANTIS:
“The super smug guy in the Jet 2 holiday ad does my nut in. I so want to slap him!”
“The super smug guy in the Jet 2 holiday ad does my nut in. I so want to slap him!”
ALL the super smug guy in ads need a slap
Originally Posted by Rich_L:
“Because if you complain about it, the politically correct will be out saying your only complaining because she's disabled and missing the point that yeah, it's a totally unenessaary tasteless advert.”
“Because if you complain about it, the politically correct will be out saying your only complaining because she's disabled and missing the point that yeah, it's a totally unenessaary tasteless advert.”
how unusual for the PC crowd
Originally Posted by patricia50:
“Cleaner than a man called David. Hate this ad and I know it's probably because I can't stand anything with precocious kids whether it be ads or talent shows or films ( with the exception of one or two such as Home Alone)”
“Cleaner than a man called David. Hate this ad and I know it's probably because I can't stand anything with precocious kids whether it be ads or talent shows or films ( with the exception of one or two such as Home Alone)”
bring back capital punishment for kids
The ad for "diet" biscuits with the woman in the supermarket, where someone is warbling "Turn around Barbara" to the tune of Total Eclipse of the Heart.
It's on about 500 times a day and drives me ****ing nuts.
It's on about 500 times a day and drives me ****ing nuts.
The Make Yourself Artificial ads are having a bit of a showing, presumably that's because we are now in the prime post-seasonal binge guilt period when any dissatisfaction and dis-enthusiasm for exercise can be fed upon and transformed into a belief that misdirection is the cure for that spare tyre...
Originally Posted by silversox:
“Wow, istvan, you're busy today! I always enjoy your posts! 😁”
“Wow, istvan, you're busy today! I always enjoy your posts! 😁”
I fangu
just returned from two days working in Eastbourne after an amazing journey home
15,30 arrive Eastbourne station to catch the 15,36 London train, due into East Croydon for home at. 16,45 no worry about missing it, as it is waiting for a driver.
16,00 driver finally arrives, trains starts.
16,36 train arrives Haywards Heath, announcement “This is running late and so will now proceed non-stop to Victoria, passengers (Oops sorry Customers) for Gatwick, East Croydon or Clapham Junction, cross platform for the 16,44).
17,10 train arrives at Gatwick, where we take on a town full of passengers who were left because the train off which we got and that they should have caught didn't stop.
17,25 after 15 minutes looking up each others nose, we arrived at East Croydon where we struggle to get off and the whole of Croydon TRY to get on.
Now I'm sure that this is not unusual these days, but the reason Ah there we have it, I got this from the driver as he walked passed to take on the train.
The driver was coming into Eastboune driving another train, which was held at the 'Home signal' I.ei. Just outside the station until our train left.
Yes do read that again OUR driver was made wait outside the station until the train that HE was going to drive left the station and it took the controllers 25 minute to see what was wrong with the picture, so DON'T blame the guards and drivers.
As you may know I write sketches, but never one THAT crazy
Originally Posted by Istvan:
“how unusual for the PC crowd”
“how unusual for the PC crowd”
Look. Its a shit tasteless advert and if it was done by a non disabled person, it would be off the air already.
The advert for Park Hampers which has three people (a "mum" and the two children) who obviously have never met before filming the advert.
One of her "kids", the little girl with the curly ginger hair looks NOTHING like her !
The mum is gorgeous though !
One of her "kids", the little girl with the curly ginger hair looks NOTHING like her !
The mum is gorgeous though !
Originally Posted by Andy Birkenhead:
“The advert for Park Hampers which has three people (a "mum" and the two children) who obviously have never met before filming the advert.
One of her "kids", the little girl with the curly ginger hair looks NOTHING like her !
The mum is gorgeous though !”
“The advert for Park Hampers which has three people (a "mum" and the two children) who obviously have never met before filming the advert.
One of her "kids", the little girl with the curly ginger hair looks NOTHING like her !
The mum is gorgeous though !”
Talking of kids with ginger hair, dont those two kids in the OXO advert stick out like a sore thumb, the parents seem middle class and not a red hair in sight, the kids, full on red hair all curly, chubby little kids with back street accents
did they just walk in randomly to their home???
Originally Posted by 2shy2007:
“... did they just walk in randomly to their home???”
“... did they just walk in randomly to their home???”
Obviously - have you not noticed over the last several years the takeover of all the advertising space by reds? Protected species, my left buttock are they - this is further evidence of a conspiracy driven* from the highest levels!
* through empty streets, and dramatic scenery, in all sorts of weather, with super wifi stereo TV and built-in emergency assistance package, you will not own this car etc
Originally Posted by Istvan:
“REALLY!!!, from ME the ad seemed more like real life, or what kids thought was real life”
“REALLY!!!, from ME the ad seemed more like real life, or what kids thought was real life”
I think the poster was referring to the OP's dreadful spelling ('your' instead of 'you're').
The 6 Pack body toner advert.
What's the betting they are toned because they use weight training and have never used the device?
Surely they should be done under trading standards if that's the case?
What's the betting they are toned because they use weight training and have never used the device?
Surely they should be done under trading standards if that's the case?
Originally Posted by koantemplation:
“The 6 Pack body toner advert.
What's the betting they are toned because they use weight training and have never used the device?
Surely they should be done under trading standards if that's the case?”
“The 6 Pack body toner advert.
What's the betting they are toned because they use weight training and have never used the device?
Surely they should be done under trading standards if that's the case?”
The one with Ronaldo?
He's NEVER used that to get his abs lol. EMS only works with a body already or at least one relatively free of fat in the first place.
He does look odd in this ad though, almost plastic!
The Specsavers ad with the vet trying to resuscitate the assistant's fur hat, thinking it's a cat. It's the assistant that annoys me, looking at the vet as if he's gone mad. Any normal person would assume the vet was having a joke, and would laugh along with it. Well, I would anyway!
Originally Posted by yviebabe:
“The Specsavers ad with the vet trying to resuscitate the assistant's fur hat, thinking it's a cat. It's the assistant that annoys me, looking at the vet as if he's gone mad. Any normal person would assume the vet was having a joke, and would laugh along with it. Well, I would anyway!”
“The Specsavers ad with the vet trying to resuscitate the assistant's fur hat, thinking it's a cat. It's the assistant that annoys me, looking at the vet as if he's gone mad. Any normal person would assume the vet was having a joke, and would laugh along with it. Well, I would anyway!”
That's the point, he really does think it is a cat as his eyesight is so bad
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