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![]() Oh, silly billy, That takes 4 seconds, but instead, he finds several minutes to go out of his way to a shop, buy the drink, miss his train, etc... ![]() I just make toast in the morning and take it to work with me. The more time I spend at home first thing, the worse the traffic will get, and then exponentially the later I'll be getting home. I!" |
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the dominos advert with mouths superimposed on their faces talking gibberish
Yeah. It would make a great "Body horror" film, but not so great an ad. Also, if I see ONE more ad for the new X-Men film I'm gonna start cheering for the Sentinels.
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Not a bad advert, but I bet Natalia Tena's family are going to be annoyed with her for
doing the " Estrella Damm" promotion. "What the hell are you doing advertising a CATALAN beer? We are Basques! You don't see Ruth Jones or Joanna Page plugging Tennent's Lager!"
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The Hellmans mayo ad. Who spreads mayo onto the bacon and not the bread?
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Not a bad advert, but I bet Natalia Tena's family are going to be annoyed with her for
doing the " Estrella Damm" promotion. Anyone who actually goes onto their computer to voluntarily watch a really long advert, as if we don't have to suffer through enough of the things to enjoy actual films or sports matches, needs to be isolated from society for their own good. Plus the fact that the people in it and the hack who directed it are given credits as if they're proper actors and director - "A film by...". They're not. They're doing adverts. They're making ends meet because they've failed to get actual acting roles. They're no more actors than the guy who jingles "♫ Come and have a bounce today ♫ Somerset Beds And Mattresses ♫" on local radio is a pop singer. |
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That stupid Mikado one.
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Plus the fact that the people in it and the hack who directed it are given credits as if they're proper actors and director - "A film by...". They're not. They're doing adverts. They're making ends meet because they've failed to get actual acting roles. They're no more actors than the guy who jingles "♫ Come and have a bounce today ♫ Somerset Beds And Mattresses ♫" on local radio is a pop singer.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebr...andro_amenabar Not sure why he's doing ads though-either he really loves the product, or he needs money badly. |
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That stupid Mikado one.
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Bloody Dreams! It's on every ad break for months. Caroline Quinten must be racking it in!
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The woman measuring the other woman where she says “DD maybe AA at a push”... Huh? I know the ad is about how smart meters don’t approximate, but it would have made more sense if she’d said “DD, maybe E at a push”, I mean DD is a moderate size, AA is the smallest size (as far as I know), not that I’m an expert on boob sizes or anything… :blush
![]() "The European Union asked all member governments to look at smart meters as part of measures to upgrade our energy supply and tackle climate change." Smart meters will cost £11bn - but you'll be lucky if yours saves you £30...
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Blinds2Go with the woman swiveling and snapping her fingers louder than the muffled voice-over.
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"The European Union asked all member governments to look at smart meters as part of measures to upgrade our energy supply and tackle climate change."
Smart meters will cost £11bn - but you'll be lucky if yours saves you £30... ![]() |
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Plus the marathon one where she expects them to know every individual time
![]() "The European Union asked all member governments to look at smart meters as part of measures to upgrade our energy supply and tackle climate change." Smart meters will cost £11bn - but you'll be lucky if yours saves you £30... ![]() |
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I see that the big sheet, oops sorry one sheet is back
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^ As is that one where the guy is killing weeds whilst doing the ordinary British garden pastimes of, erm, swordplay, orchestra-conducting and fake-tanning another guy.
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Volkswagen Tiguan, where the bearded dad drops his aloof kid off at school in the very kind of car that marks you out as a tosser right off the bat: Off roader lookalike, lowered suspension, low profile tyres on bling wheels, obligatory vanity plate, and he even has that thudding music booming out of it. The advert is making out that you'll be thought of as cool and therefore more loved by your child when you act as their personal chauffeur in one of these attention whore wagons. But what the rest of us know is that you'll just look like some kind of Madely-esque, desperate bell end.
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^ As is that one where the guy is killing weeds whilst doing the ordinary British garden pastimes of, erm, swordplay, orchestra-conducting and fake-tanning another guy.
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Tamsin Outhwaite must be hard up...her annoying voice on 2 adverts.
Also, any fast food/chicken adverts seem to feature mainly black people. Bit racist. |
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The McVities one with those women miming Ride On Time. Gives me the shudders....
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Plus the marathon one where she expects them to know every individual time
![]() "The European Union asked all member governments to look at smart meters as part of measures to upgrade our energy supply and tackle climate change." Smart meters will cost £11bn - but you'll be lucky if yours saves you £30... ![]() |
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I wonder which particular genius thought that David Mitchell talking to a glass of orange juice was a wonderful idea.
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^ As is that one where the guy is killing weeds whilst doing the ordinary British garden pastimes of, erm, swordplay, orchestra-conducting and fake-tanning another guy.
![]() The Jacamo ad with Freddie flntoff...getting right on my wick now. |
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Volkswagen Tiguan, where the bearded dad drops his aloof kid off at school in the very kind of car that marks you out as a tosser right off the bat: Off roader lookalike, lowered suspension, low profile tyres on bling wheels, obligatory vanity plate, and he even has that thudding music booming out of it. The advert is making out that you'll be thought of as cool and therefore more loved by your child when you act as their personal chauffeur in one of these attention whore wagons. But what the rest of us know is that you'll just look like some kind of Madely-esque, desperate bell end.
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I wonder which particular genius thought that David Mitchell talking to a glass of orange juice was a wonderful idea.
Well, it might have been funny had it been a "Mitchell and Webb" sketch... |
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Volkswagen Tiguan, where the bearded dad drops his aloof kid off at school in the very kind of car that marks you out as a tosser right off the bat: Off roader lookalike, lowered suspension, low profile tyres on bling wheels, obligatory vanity plate, and he even has that thudding music booming out of it. The advert is making out that you'll be thought of as cool and therefore more loved by your child when you act as their personal chauffeur in one of these attention whore wagons. But what the rest of us know is that you'll just look like some kind of Madely-esque, desperate bell end.
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What annoys me at the end of the advert is when he pulls out from where he is parked. He doesn't check his mirrors or look behind him to see if anything is coming. He's an accident waiting to happen!
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