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Old 30-04-2016, 08:47
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“To avoid wrinkles you can stop laughing, have early nights, or just be happy and use Q10”

Hate to break it to you, but none of that shit will stop you getting wrinkles, it’s called getting old and it’s inevitable… oh and nobody that uses anti-wrinkle cream is happy.

Here's any idea, just be happy and save your money.
I hate the way that female says 'winkews'. Seems she can't pronounce her r's or l's.
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Old 30-04-2016, 13:09
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2. The bbc microbit advert, where a bunch of irritating kids are talking about (among other things) creating trampolining shoes that fly. The giggling at the end is painful and makes you want to crush.
I love that one, 'trampolining shoes, that would hover, that is rubbish'
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Old 30-04-2016, 13:19
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Nigella Lawson advertising typhoo tea. She sounds stilted and when she says "brew" in her plummy voice
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Old 30-04-2016, 14:28
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Those very weird little Travelodge dolls give me the creeps and would put me off staying there. They make Lenny Henry at Premier Inns look positively cosy.
and HE is the reason that I would never stay in a Premier Inn
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Old 30-04-2016, 14:52
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and HE is the reason that I would never stay in a Premier Inn
You wouldn't stay in a premier inn because of Lenny Henry??

Why?
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Old 30-04-2016, 15:59
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You wouldn't stay in a premier inn because of Lenny Henry??

Why?
probably the same reason that Mr. Oleo Strut wouldn't stay in the Travelodge, why not ask him his reasons?
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Old 30-04-2016, 16:04
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probably the same reason that Mr. Oleo Strut wouldn't stay in the Travelodge, why not ask him his reasons?
What's the reason? Was only curious.
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Old 30-04-2016, 23:36
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That sodding meerkat ad. HOW MANY MORE TIMES MUST THEY SHOW THIS!? Why must it be every break?!
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Old 01-05-2016, 14:11
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That sodding meerkat ad. HOW MANY MORE TIMES MUST THEY SHOW THIS!? Why must it be every break?!
because you are not using the web-site, simples
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Old 01-05-2016, 14:58
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Just Eat (I think it's them), which uses a really bad parody of Everybody (Backstreet's Back).

It's bad. And I mean bad.
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Old 01-05-2016, 17:31
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Just Eat (I think it's them), which uses a really bad parody of Everybody (Backstreet's Back).

It's bad. And I mean bad.
It actually gave me a laugh! Although after a few views it may get old... I think anything has to be better than the Chicken Madras one though....
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Old 01-05-2016, 19:02
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probably the same reason that Mr. Oleo Strut wouldn't stay in the Travelodge, why not ask him his reasons?
I have stayed at Travelodges and have no problems with them. Its just that I don't like those voodoo-like little dolls in their adverts. They give me the creeps. I've never used Premier Inns because they won't take my dog.
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Old 01-05-2016, 20:10
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Just Eat (I think it's them), which uses a really bad parody of Everybody (Backstreet's Back).

It's bad. And I mean bad.
at least they aren't as bad as the previous one, which were full of childish "Behind the bikeshed" smutty comments
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Old 01-05-2016, 20:11
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The Muller ad with Kris "I have a very annoying voice) Akabusi. Possibly the worst advert so far this year
He must be desperate for money.
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Old 01-05-2016, 20:13
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The meerkats have been played out to death now. Likewise, the man with the huge arse in the denim shorts and the obese workman.
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Old 01-05-2016, 21:48
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The Kwik Fit ads where they say thanks for the letter.

*bucket*
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Old 01-05-2016, 22:40
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Sorry for being pedantic, but has anyone noticed that the "One Sheet" guy uses TWO sheets to clean the kid's shoe!!!
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Old 02-05-2016, 09:26
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The Intel adverts, especially the one with the woman running down the street chasing her old laptop with the awful fake American accent, well it comes across as fake even if it isn't.
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Old 02-05-2016, 10:04
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Getting annoyed at an advert that seems to be played too frequently. It's the Nationwide "generations" one with that weedy, withering "I'll keep you safe".

Bleargh.
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Old 02-05-2016, 11:11
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Getting annoyed at an advert that seems to be played too frequently. It's the Nationwide "generations" one with that weedy, withering "I'll keep you safe".

Bleargh.
At least they've taken out the 'lost scarf' element of it! You only see the employee briefly when she's with a customer, just before she sits down and tweets about it.
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Old 02-05-2016, 11:13
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X-Men Apocalypse. Because it turns out to be another 'buy sky' spamvert and not a cool flashy trailer.
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Old 02-05-2016, 11:19
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Getting annoyed at an advert that seems to be played too frequently. It's the Nationwide "generations" one with that weedy, withering "I'll keep you safe".

Bleargh.
That song and singer are just nauseating.
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Old 02-05-2016, 11:22
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I love that one, 'trampolining shoes, that would hover, that is rubbish'
Out of all of the truly irritating BBC adverts, that is the only one I really like. If those girls are actually acting out those lines, rather than being luckily captured during spontaneous conversation, they should all be up for Baftas.

I never want to see Ray Winstone again in anything.
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Old 02-05-2016, 13:11
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Sorry for being pedantic, but has anyone noticed that the "One Sheet" guy uses TWO sheets to clean the kid's shoe!!!
that is because he is one big sheet
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Old 02-05-2016, 17:37
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Rolo Mousse - The husband can't find his yoghurt in the fridge. Cue him walking out of the kitchen asking where it is, in the meantime his smug, greedy wife emerges from behind the fridge eating it. Then the voiceover declares, "new Rolo mousse desert, would you share it?". Um, the ad-makers are clearing forgetting it was the HUSBAND'S yoghurt in the first place, so it should be him not sharing it.

It's like that equally annoying advert for Pringles in which the guy is preparing the food, whilst the two women help themselves to the entire can of Pringles. As he shakes the can, one of them even has the nerve to scoff the last one, prompting a "ooh she's fast" comment from the other girl. If it were my house, she certainly would be fast, on her way to the shop to buy me a replacement can of Pringles
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