And is he so short of things to do that he's got to waste half a Sunday making lunch for someone else and then have to take it over to them because they can't frigging wait for it?


Or any meal.


I'm still amazed that Tarantino sold his soul to let that happen. I thought he had more conscience than that.

The bloody tutting ford one.

"Because im a woman do you think im going to crack under pressure?"

Yes you are you attitude problem woman!

What is it with sanitary towel adverts and stroppy women?

Oh ffs, its a fictional character, get a grip.

The latest Lidl advert with the townie girl and the Scoooots cattle farmer. He claims that he bred all the cattle himself and that they are 'local'. Everybody knows that beef cattle that colour invariably originated from Continental breeds, namely Limousin, Simmental and Charolais. The most popular beef breeds which originated in Scotland are the black Aberdeen Angus, the black and white Belted Galloway and the very woolly Highland.

I wonder if the rights to the Pulp Fiction story (and thus characters) is copyright of Miramax? It is highly likely as it was Tarantino's second film & his first as a mainstream director/writer.

I sure that all of Tarantino's newer movies he keeps the character rights, but Pulp Fiction might of been too soon for Tarantino to get these rights.

Edit - Just checked an article from the Advertising trade paper 'Campaign' and it clearly states:-

"Evans claimed the use of the 'fixer' character – used with the permission of 'Pulp Fiction' director Quentin Tarantino – is the 'perfect metaphor' to illustrate its intention to remove the hassle from customers’ lives."

So Tarantino must own the character rights. I wonder if Tarantino is getting any money, or is he - kind of - helping out his friend Harvey Keitel?

Leaving aside the unspeakable horror of anything produced by Moneysupermarket (the latest one with the man with the huge bottom and the builder makes me feel quite queasy) I think my current nominee is Samsung whose commercials feature some annoying beardy idiot. I think in the latest one he is with Steve Redgrave. Absolutely hate this guy - the beardy bloke not Sir Steve.

It's a bizarre situation. And I'm surprised at nearly 80, Keitel needs a leg-up in his career. I know Youth was mostly deadly dull, but still...


Ooh, hark at her! It cheapens the character, you big girl.

The Aldi advert where the where the woman says "My husband likes this tea, he also likes this tea, I dont like tea," - what language is she speaking?

Portuguese I'm guessing in a nod to the Rio olympics as aldi seem to be sponsoring the GB team.I loved the original ad and this update makes me smile too.

That diet chef ad. I know others have posted about it
she's so fat (she isn't really). Cant even apply makeup or wash her hair, Has to be one of the most insulting adverts in a long time.

And the new Harvey's Advert. apparently buying a sofa now is just as live changing as winning the lottery. If anyone acted like that within store men in white coats would be called.

You loced the one where she gave him the tea the dog has been drinking from?

That dreadful thing with the ever smug Corden driving around..
I'd never tire of punching that fat face

"Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in the shower"

Yeah, well that'll happen if you don't stop eating and end up on the road to Type II Diabetes!

Thanks

That Hugo Boss ad with the smug couple I wish they'd piss off

Agreed. The voice gives you the dry heaves as well. I loath the man.

ASDA adverts with James Martin

Morrisons advert with the BBQ in the garden and the young gatecrashers

Flash advert making a parody of the Queen song Flash ffs!!!!

The Boots hearing aid advert with the atrocious ska version of `Everybody's Free` and the bloke who says "My grandaughter said `Grandad, that telly's very loud` and it was very loud."

If he knew that, he can't be going deaf!

You do realise that he would have seen the display showing the volume level when he turned it up?

Don't spoil it for me!

Asda / George with the little girl falling for her mother's 'won't school and life from now on be exciting' rhetoric.

Have you seen the one where a woman is a coast guard (I think it's Specsavers) and says she cannot understand what's being said

FGS she is there to save lives !!!

The Boots No.7 then and now ballet dancer. I'm sorry but that wouldn't encourage me to buy their product. And what is that awful song??

Came here to rant about this. I watch 4OD a lot and this advert is on constant loop.

I just don't understand it at all, perhaps that's because I'm a man, but WTF do fanny pads have to do with "cracking under pressure" or being able to "Conquer the field"?

Listen you daft cow, you can "conquer the field" all you want but I've got no idea what you and your croydon facelift are actually banging on about... Do fanny pads miraculously improve your football skills? What "pressure" are you talking about - you're a (probably fake) football 'player'?

You're on the rag love, get over it. You're asking me if I think you're going to crack under pressure because your a woman and then prattle on about scanny pads - WTF? To be honest the answer to your question is actually Yes. I do think you're going to crack under pressure "because your a woman" because that's basically what you're implying - take away the fanny pad and you're royally buggered aren't you? (especially in those white shorts - that was a poor decision when you're on the rag wasn't it).

"Because I'm a woman, do you think I'm going to crack under pressure? Here, look at these fanny pads, look at them, that's right fanny pads, I'm not cracking under pressure am I? Because I'm a woman. Conquer the field. Fanny pads!"

It's the most bizarre advert ever