Ugh, I can't stand the Heinz "Can Song" adverts.

"Hey, let's take an annoying and pretentious fad, come up with our own annoying and pretentious and crappier version and turn it into an annoying and pretentious advert."

Just saw an even longer version.

Every time it comes on, it's just noise.

"The boiler's gone out" wasn't there a a sketch in a Dave Allen show? the sitting room fire scoots across the floor and out of the door, the "wife" says "The fire's gone out"

Someone should tell DirectLine what they are advertising on that advert is a criminal offense to not give drivers details when you ve had a crash.

Cerfainly wasn't how I felt when I worked at Little Chef. Appalling wages, and I wanted to murder every customer who came in... simply for interrupting my day.


Turned out he was the nephew, so they could easily get rid.


Any why does Harvey tell the old blookes to "take a hike, Buster!" when he could get a sale out of them?

The way the character was acting he's no doubt doing 4 years for stalking or something similar

Has to be one of the most creepiest characters ever

Gobshite eating the fray bentos out of the can on ITV 4

I was unfortunate that I didn't skip an ad break and witnessed the new Heineken advert with Benicio Del Toro talking about how long it has taken him to master a look.
Except the expression on his face doesn't change.
It makes me think of someone who has just had botox trying to deny it by failing to pull a facial expression.
Any expression at all.

James Corden driving and saying

Just call me Mr Green light


Now why would we want to call you that

I can think of a really bloody annoying advert and that is the new stupid baked beans ad where they keep hitting the tin especially that stupid woman on the sofa.

"Sara liked our muffins" NO she didn't she liked you cup-cakes, this ain't America, they are nothing like proper muffins, try selling those thing down Drury Lane and the would tell you what to do with rthem

I wonder what gave Zoopla the idea that watching a complete and utter **** rolling about on the floor making smug comments was going to make us all head over to them.

Nearly as bad as Purple Bricks, she couldn't give toss about your muffins, she'd say she liked anything to get the commission for selling your house

We could start a thread on what we would really want to call him, but a few of us could get banned

It's okay, I think the asterisks would cover us, but then the asterisks-applier machine might overheat and break down

OMG - 'Epic' groups of builders and men in short jeans prancing about...

Somebody with a sense of humour scheduled Ben and Jerry's Cookie Core ad, followed by a PC World laptop ad, starting with 'Intel Core Inside'...

He's put on ten stone, had a 'gender realignment' op. and changed his/her name to Ruth Jones.

Still annoying, though.

No, I just don't like him.

In a few years it will probably feature on a programme called "Best adverts of the 2010s" and various comedians and other people you've never heard of will sing its praises for about ten minutes- describing the advert in detail as if you haven't seen it for yourself.

No, he's just not funny. Nothing to do with the mans weight.

"I can remember where I was when I first saw this great advert.... it was five minutes ago, before you switched the camera on, and brought the video up on your phone."

somehow I'm guessing the baked bean song won't catch on. I wish sofology would take a run and jump as well.

I just Youtubed the Heinz advert, complete rip off of "Cups" (When I'm Gone)

Can somebody pass me the brain bleach? I thought the Money Supermarket adverts couldn't get worse - but then I didn't think they'd have a troupe of men in shorts that shouldn't be worn by men having a dance-off with a bunch of builders.

Oh God I saw that one! Arghhhhhh!!!

I see the long version of the Audi quattro Are You Being Served advert is being shown a lot in the last week.

Just drives Audi's so called quality image further in to the gutter.

Worst advert for me just now is the one where a man and wife are sat on the sofa and the guy has got his laptop and the wife asks him to check their credit score. Then their dog walks by and asks "What you doing" and the guy tell,s him and he says "OK thanks love you" and the wife says "Love you too" Just awful.